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          <title>EVTV1.com Stupid Humans Video Clips</title>
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          <copyright>EVTV1.com 2011</copyright>
          <pubDate>Thursday, June 30, 2011 10:01:06 AM</pubDate>
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               <title>Lebron James in his Second Decision</title>
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               <description>Shortly after the Heat's loss to the Mavericks, Lebron James sat down to announce another 'decision'. Hilarious satire you just have to share!</description>
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               <title>Lonely Evokes Emotion - The Ricky Gervais Show</title>
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               <description>Karl Pilkington is at it again, making rather unusually profound statements that keep Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant in hysterics. See if you can understand Karl's theory on the World's Loneliest Man.</description>
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               <title>Before You Die - The Ricky Gervais Show</title>
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               <title>On-Going Experiment - The Ricky Gervais Show</title>
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               <description>Ricky Gervais can't get enough of Karl Pilkington's unique thoughts and theories about the world and it's inhabitants. Today, Karl talks about technology, with special mention of the iPod.</description>
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               <title>Aliens - The Ricky Gervais Show</title>
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               <title>Over Populated - The Ricky Gervais Show</title>
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               <title>Hell of a Headline - The Ricky Gervais Show</title>
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               <description>Stephen Merchant offers up probably the greatest news headline of all-time: Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight. Who wouldn't want to learn more about that story?</description>
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               <media:description>Stephen Merchant offers up probably the greatest news headline of all-time: Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight. Who wouldn't want to learn more about that story?</media:description>
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               <title>Monkey News - The Ricky Gervais Show</title>
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               <title>Campfire Advice - Your Highness</title>
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               <description>Thadeous (Danny McBride) tries to convince Isabel (Natalie Portman) to enjoy the evening, which consist of a roaring campfire and his company, but she has more important matters on her mind.</description>
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               <title>That Woman is Mad - Your Highness</title>
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               <description>Academy Award Winner Natalie Portman plays Isabel, a female warrior, who decides to join the quest to put an end to the evil wizard Leezar (Justin Theroux) once and for all.</description>
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               <title>What If - Your Highness</title>
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               <description>Prince Fabious (James Franco) doesn't want to talk about the unspeakable evils that Leezar (Justin Theroux) may be inflicting on his bride to be, but his brother Thadeous (Danny McBride) does.</description>
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               <title>Best Man Proposal - Your Highness</title>
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               <description>Prince Fabious (James Franco) asks his brother Thadeous (Danny McBride) to be his best man at his royal wedding. It takes a little convincing for Thadeous to agree.</description>
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               <title>Your Highness - Trailer</title>
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               <description>When the bride of Prince Fabious (James Franco) is kidnapped, he goes on a quest to rescue her... accompanied by his lazy useless brother Thadeous (Danny McBride).</description>
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               <title>Ralph and Norton Play Pool</title>
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               <title>The President's Speech with Mike Tyson</title>
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               <description>Hilarious satire of The King's Speech but with Mike Tyson giving elocution lessons to George W. Bush.</description>
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               <title>Dancing Frog Legs!</title>
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               <description>This has got to be among the most off-putting home experiments I have witnessed. It's Alive! It's Alive!</description>
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               <title>Sitter Haunt - Scare Tactics</title>
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               <description>The victim on this episode of 'Scare Tactics' is Shannon, a babysitter hired by a deranged woman who thinks her dead little girl is still alive. But when Shannon sees the apparition of a little girl she's not so sure!</description>
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               <title>Fair Trade - Scare Tactics</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=18024</link>
               <description>A woman finds herself in the unenviable position of being adopted into a murderous cult, whether she wants to or not, in this episode of 'Scare Tactics' on the Sci-Fi Channel.</description>
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               <media:title>Fair Trade - Scare Tactics</media:title>
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               <media:description>A woman finds herself in the unenviable position of being adopted into a murderous cult, whether she wants to or not, in this episode of 'Scare Tactics' on the Sci-Fi Channel.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/scaretac3.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Cinnamon Toast Crunch Rap</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=16673</link>
               <description>I wonder what these two guys eat for breakfast... This catchy rap parody promoting Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal is a good video if you're looking for a few laughs.</description>
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               <media:title>Cinnamon Toast Crunch Rap</media:title>
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               <media:description>I wonder what these two guys eat for breakfast... This catchy rap parody promoting Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal is a good video if you're looking for a few laughs.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/crunch.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Builder Throws Saw Blade Through a 2X4</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15648</link>
               <description>Watch as a builder throws a saw blade through a 2x4. You be the judge if this is real or fake.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/sawblade-twobyfour.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Builder Throws Saw Blade Through a 2X4</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Throws saw blade through a 2x4, 2x4, sawblade, stupid humans, saw blade, work, builder, stupid human tricks</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Watch as a builder throws a saw blade through a 2x4. You be the judge if this is real or fake.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/sawblade.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Thief Drags Coke Machine with His Truck</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15596</link>
               <description>Check out this video of a truck making a run for it from the cops while trying to pull a Coca Cola Machine behind him.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/cokemachine-truck.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Thief Drags Coke Machine with His Truck</media:title>
               <media:keywords>truck, dragging, coke machine, Coca Cola, police, chasing, tennessee</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Check out this video of a truck making a run for it from the cops while trying to pull a Coca Cola Machine behind him.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/coke.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Oreo - Short Film</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15572</link>
               <description>Everyone loves an oreo moment. Watch as these guys share their disgusting preference on how to eat an oreo cookie.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/oreo-short.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Oreo - Short Film</media:title>
               <media:keywords>stupid human, stupid, oreo, oreo cookies, home video, spoof</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Everyone loves an oreo moment. Watch as these guys share their disgusting preference on how to eat an oreo cookie.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/oreoshort.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Tiger Woods Commemorative Mistress Plates!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15547</link>
               <description>In this hilarious clip from 'Jimmy Kimmel Live', Billy Dee Williams presents a rather unusual new commemorative collection of plates featuring, on the front, the mistresses of Tiger Woods!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/tigerwoods-plates.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Tiger Woods Commemorative Mistress Plates!</media:title>
               <media:keywords>commemorative plates, tiger woods, tiger woods commemorative plates, tiger woods plates, tiger plates, tiger collectible plates, tiger woods collectible plates, tiger woods mistresses, tiger woods affair, tiger affair, tiger woods mistress plates, commemorative mistress plates, jimmy kimmel, jimmy kimmel live, late night, late show, tiger woods funny, funny tiger woods clip, billy dee, billy dee williams, billy dee on jimmy kimmel live, billy dee williams on jimmy kimmel, billy dee commemorative plates</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In this hilarious clip from 'Jimmy Kimmel Live', Billy Dee Williams presents a rather unusual new commemorative collection of plates featuring, on the front, the mistresses of Tiger Woods!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/woodsplates.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Marx Brothers - More Wood!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15526</link>
               <description>Classic Marx Bros. routine on a train as they destroy a train to put more wood into the boiler. The chaos can also be a metaphor for so many things we do with our lives!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/marx-morewood.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Marx Brothers - More Wood!</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Marx Brothers, Marx Bros, Groucho, Chico, Harpo, classic films, classic comedy, Go West</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Classic Marx Bros. routine on a train as they destroy a train to put more wood into the boiler. The chaos can also be a metaphor for so many things we do with our lives!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/marxwood.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>I Fought the Law...</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15518</link>
               <description>Watch this hilarious clip that features liquored up law-breakers caught on tape falling, stumbling, tripping and relieving themselves during their sobriety tests.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/ifoughtthelaw-bloopers.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>I Fought the Law...</media:title>
               <media:keywords>cops, police, drunk, drunk driving, alcohol, drinking, sobriety tests, law-breakers, law breakers, falling, stumbling, tripping, peeing, urinating, montage, hidden camera, surveillance, surveillance camera, police officers, fuzz, funny, laughs, stupid humans, goofy, hilarious, I Fought The Law..., I Fought The Law, law, criminals, crime,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Watch this hilarious clip that features liquored up law-breakers caught on tape falling, stumbling, tripping and relieving themselves during their sobriety tests.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/ifoughtlaw.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>10 Drugs To Avoid While Driving</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15471</link>
               <description>Hysterical video out of Germany. If you never thought Germans were funny, check this video clip out that will certainly be passed around the Internet.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/otendrugs-whiledriving.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>10 Drugs To Avoid While Driving</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Humor, parody, comedy, funny videos, drug video, drugs to avoid while driving, german video, german drug video, funny german video, drugs not to take while driving, 10 drugs not to takte while driving, 10 drugs video, 10 drugs to avoid, 10 drugs</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Hysterical video out of Germany. If you never thought Germans were funny, check this video clip out that will certainly be passed around the Internet.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/tendrugs.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>More Stupid Humans</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15454</link>
               <description>The more video that is taken of humans, the less one can believe in evolution because our species often seems one step removed from sea slugs. Take a gander and share this with friends!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/cantfix-stupid.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>More Stupid Humans</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Stupid humans, caught on video, bizarre, weird, funny videos, humor, accidents, crazy accidents, dumb accidents</media:keywords>
               <media:description>The more video that is taken of humans, the less one can believe in evolution because our species often seems one step removed from sea slugs. Take a gander and share this with friends!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/cantfixstupid.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Obama Calls Kanye A Jackass</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15418</link>
               <description>President Obama was caught dueing a pool feed calling Kanye West a jackass. This was not supposed to be aired and obviously it now is part of the public record on the web.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/obama-kanye.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Obama Calls Kanye A Jackass</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Kanye West, Obama, VMA awards. Beyonce, taylor swift, obama caught on camera, presidential bloopers</media:keywords>
               <media:description>President Obama was caught dueing a pool feed calling Kanye West a jackass. This was not supposed to be aired and obviously it now is part of the public record on the web.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/obamakanye.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>The Government Can by Tim Hawkins</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15406</link>
               <description>Here is a wonderful parody that is beyond partisan politics. Set to the Candy Man, you get an idea why so many people have turned against business as usual. We are being fleeced, spied on, and generally bankrupted by corruption.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/hawkins-government.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>The Government Can by Tim Hawkins</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Bail outs, government spending, libertarian, parody, Tim Hawkins, politics, corruption, democrats, republicans</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Here is a wonderful parody that is beyond partisan politics. Set to the Candy Man, you get an idea why so many people have turned against business as usual. We are being fleeced, spied on, and generally bankrupted by corruption.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/timhawkins.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>The Ape (Boris Karloff)</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15378</link>
               <description>Fair Warning... this movie Frightfully Bad. That's what makes it so much fun! The goofy plot involves the efforts of Dr. Adrian (Boris Karloff) to procure human spinal fluid for his polio-vaccine research.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/theape-pulse.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>The Ape (Boris Karloff)</media:title>
               <media:keywords>The Ape, Boris Karloff, Classic Horror, Worst movie ever, bad movies, monogram films</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Fair Warning... this movie Frightfully Bad. That's what makes it so much fun! The goofy plot involves the efforts of Dr. Adrian (Boris Karloff) to procure human spinal fluid for his polio-vaccine research.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/theapeboris.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Girls Gone Grabblin'</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15328</link>
               <description>If there is one video on the internet that could persuade me to move south it's gotta be this one. Here are some hillbilly beauties 'Grabblin' for some catfish; accompanied by a pretty humorous song.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/girlsgone-grabblin.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Girls Gone Grabblin'</media:title>
               <media:keywords>girls gone grabblin', grabblin', grabblin, grabbling, girls gone grabbling, cat fishing song, funnign fishing, funny fishing song, hot girls fishing, girls fishing, hillbillies fishing, redneck fishing, girls grabblin', girls grabblin, grabblin' song, grabblin song</media:keywords>
               <media:description>If there is one video on the internet that could persuade me to move south it's gotta be this one. Here are some hillbilly beauties 'Grabblin' for some catfish; accompanied by a pretty humorous song.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/girlsgrab.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>William Shatner Reads Sarah Palin Farewell Speech</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15319</link>
               <description>Sarah Palin's final speech as Governor of Alaska baffled many. Conan O'Brien realized it was a poem and asked William Shatner to recite it verbatim. Hilarity!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/shatner-palin.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>William Shatner Reads Sarah Palin Farewell Speech</media:title>
               <media:keywords>William Shatner Reads Sarah Palin Farewell Speech, Denny Crane, conan obrien, late night with conan, star trek, william shatner, william shatner poetry</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Sarah Palin's final speech as Governor of Alaska baffled many. Conan O'Brien realized it was a poem and asked William Shatner to recite it verbatim. Hilarity!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/shatnerpalin.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>How to Greet Your Mother In-law When She Comes Over</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15307</link>
               <description>As the title suggests I guess this would be only if: 1. Your mother-in-law has a great sense of humor or 2. You don't like her very much.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/doghumps-grandma.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>How to Greet Your Mother In-law When She Comes Over</media:title>
               <media:keywords>funny dog video, How To Greet Your Mother-In-Law</media:keywords>
               <media:description>As the title suggests I guess this would be only if: 1. Your mother-in-law has a great sense of humor or 2. You don't like her very much.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/doghump.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>People Invade Store Wearing Hammer Pants &amp; Dance</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15200</link>
               <description>Group of dancers wearing Hammer Pants flashmob a trendy store and surprise hipsters in skinny jeans.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/hammerpants-dance.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>People Invade Store Wearing Hammer Pants &amp; Dance</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Hammer Pants Dance, flashmob, People Invade Store Wearing Hammer Pants &amp; Dance, Hammer, MC Hammer, Hammertime, Pants Dance, Parachute Pants, Flash Mob, Cant  Touch This, Marc Klasfeld, hammerpants</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Group of dancers wearing Hammer Pants flashmob a trendy store and surprise hipsters in skinny jeans.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/hammerpants.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>College Talent Show</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=15113</link>
               <description>Take a bunch of college kids and have them do their specific talents for the camera. But none have any talent...set it to music and you have a clever music video.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/talent-show.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>College Talent Show</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Funny, Talent show, college humor, college talent show, music video, khalil ali, khalil ali videos</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Take a bunch of college kids and have them do their specific talents for the camera. But none have any talent...set it to music and you have a clever music video.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/talentshow.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Little Girl Owned By Scary Maze</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14989</link>
               <description>You may find this funny or cruel, but watch it! This young girl thinks she just playing a fun computer game, until a scary ghost comes up on the screen and scares the daylights out of her. Funny or Cruel? Leave a comment!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/littlegirl-scaryprank.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Little Girl Owned By Scary Maze</media:title>
               <media:keywords>prank, pranks, little girl, little girl pranks, stupid people, computer game, computer scary game, kid, kids, kid pranks, scared kids</media:keywords>
               <media:description>You may find this funny or cruel, but watch it! This young girl thinks she just playing a fun computer game, until a scary ghost comes up on the screen and scares the daylights out of her. Funny or Cruel? Leave a comment!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/littlegirlscare.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Celtics Jumbo-Tron Catches Crazy Dancer!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14926</link>
               <description>Here's the recipe for the greatest clip ever! Just combine these three elements - The Celtics Jumbo-Tron, a crazy fan who was born to dance and the Bon Jovi song 'Living On A Prayer!' You can't deny it!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/dance-celticsjumbotron.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Celtics Jumbo-Tron Catches Crazy Dancer!</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Celtics Jumbo-Tron Catches Crazy Dancer!, Bon Jovi, music, dancing, dance, fan, celtics fan, Living On A Prayer, greatest clip ever, dance, boogie, cutting a rug, Crazy Dancer, Jumbo-Tron, humor, clean humor, sports, sport,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Here's the recipe for the greatest clip ever! Just combine these three elements - The Celtics Jumbo-Tron, a crazy fan who was born to dance and the Bon Jovi song 'Living On A Prayer!' You can't deny it!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/dancecelticstron.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Dumb Drunks Stumble into Police Station for a Ride</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14844</link>
               <description>Find out what happens when a couple decides to go to the police for a ride home. Oh, did I mention that they were REALLY drunk and one of them had drugs in their possession? You can't make this stuff up.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/dumbdrunks-askcopsforride.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Dumb Drunks Stumble into Police Station for a Ride</media:title>
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               <media:description>Find out what happens when a couple decides to go to the police for a ride home. Oh, did I mention that they were REALLY drunk and one of them had drugs in their possession? You can't make this stuff up.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/ddrunk.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Christian Bale Takes David to the Dentist</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14796</link>
               <description>You may have seen the viral video of 'David at the Dentist' and the video of Christian Bales' tirade. Have you ever wondered what would have happened if it was Christian Bale who drove David home from the dentist that day? Watch and find out.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bale-takesdavid.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Christian Bale Takes David to the Dentist</media:title>
               <media:keywords>christian bale takes david to the dentist, christian bale, david goes to the dentist, viral video, funny videos, christian bale rant, rants, rant,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>You may have seen the viral video of 'David at the Dentist' and the video of Christian Bales' tirade. Have you ever wondered what would have happened if it was Christian Bale who drove David home from the dentist that day? Watch and find out.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/baleflip.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Houston Rockets Mascot Scare Prank</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14780</link>
               <description>Houston Rockets mascot Air Clutch gives Houston visitors a good scare when they stop to take pictures with what they think is a giant display. But the seven-foot-tall bear delights in scaring the pants off them.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/houstonrockets-mascotscare.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Houston Rockets Mascot Scare Prank</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Houston Rockets Mascot Scare Prank, Scare, Prank, Pranks, Scare Prank, Scare Pranks, Funny Pranks, Humor, Comedy, Comedy Clips, Funny Clips, Stunt, Stunts, Beware of the Bear, Houston Rockets, Basketball, Air Clutch, Mascot, Mascots, Jokes, Jokes, Practical Joke, Practical Jokes, Gags,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Houston Rockets mascot Air Clutch gives Houston visitors a good scare when they stop to take pictures with what they think is a giant display. But the seven-foot-tall bear delights in scaring the pants off them.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/mascotscare.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Unbelievable Accidents</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14745</link>
               <description>Check out this really cool and funny compilation of unbelievable accidents and mishaps. Everything from a baseball player taking a pitch to his nuts to a semi truck half sunk in ice!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/unbelievable-accidents.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Unbelievable Accidents</media:title>
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               <media:description>Check out this really cool and funny compilation of unbelievable accidents and mishaps. Everything from a baseball player taking a pitch to his nuts to a semi truck half sunk in ice!</media:description>
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               <title>Funny Female Driver Compilation</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14711</link>
               <description>We're not saying women are bad drivers, we're just saying they seem to find themselves in a lot of bizarre situations behind the wheel. Just try and guess what these women are thinking when they do these things. Just try!</description>
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               <media:title>Funny Female Driver Compilation</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Funny Clips, Funny, Humor, Bizarre Humor, Women Drivers, Female Drivers, Accident, Accidents, Car Accidents, Funny Accidents, Car Crashes, Bizarre Accidents, Reckless Driving, Car Flipping Video, Hampster Dance, Funny Female Driver Compilation,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>We're not saying women are bad drivers, we're just saying they seem to find themselves in a lot of bizarre situations behind the wheel. Just try and guess what these women are thinking when they do these things. Just try!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/femaledriver.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Rodeo Rough-Housing</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14637</link>
               <description>Ouch! All of these must have hurt really bad... Check out this outrageous clip of these people getting destroyed and thrown aside by charging bull at the rodeo.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/rodeo-roughhousing.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Rodeo Rough-Housing</media:title>
               <media:keywords>bull fighting, bullfighting, fighting with bulls, fighting bulls, rodeo rough-housing, rodeo, rough-housing, rough-housing with a bull, rough-housing at the rodeo, riding a bull, guy gets trampled by bull, bull tramples guy, funny video, funny clip, funny bull fighting, guy gets hurt at rodeo, guy gets trampled at rodeo, charging bull, bull charging, bull fighters, bullfighters, bull fighter, bullfighter, bull fighter gets trampled, bullfighter gets trampled</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Ouch! All of these must have hurt really bad... Check out this outrageous clip of these people getting destroyed and thrown aside by charging bull at the rodeo.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/rodeorough.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman Late Show</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14563</link>
               <description>There is no way you can watch this video and not go WTF? So what is Joaquin's deal? Has he fallen off the wagon or just shy as has been reported. David is funny, but do you think he crosses the line a couple of time? Comments please.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/joaquinphoenix-latenight.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman Late Show</media:title>
               <media:keywords>late show, david letterman, joaquin phoenix, Where's Joaquin Phoenix, Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman Late Show, joaquin phoenix hip hop, joaquin hip hop, joquin phenix</media:keywords>
               <media:description>There is no way you can watch this video and not go WTF? So what is Joaquin's deal? Has he fallen off the wagon or just shy as has been reported. David is funny, but do you think he crosses the line a couple of time? Comments please.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/latenightpheonix.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Christian Bale Flips Out</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14544</link>
               <description>An audio clip of Christian Bale experiencing one of the most over-the-top meltdowns ever captured on tape has, of course, been leaked to the net. Enjoy!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/christianbale-flipsout.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Christian Bale Flips Out</media:title>
               <media:keywords>batman, christian bale, christian bale flips out, flips out, stupid humans, meltdown, melt-down, caught on tape,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>An audio clip of Christian Bale experiencing one of the most over-the-top meltdowns ever captured on tape has, of course, been leaked to the net. Enjoy!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/baleflip.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>When Temper Attacks - America's Dumbest Criminals</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14514</link>
               <description>Some stupid guy who blows a red light flips out at the cops for telling him to watch the lights! As he points a gun at one of the cops, he soon realizes that the three men are police officers.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/dumbcrim-temperattack.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>When Temper Attacks - America's Dumbest Criminals</media:title>
               <media:keywords>America's dumbest criminals, American criminals, Dumb American criminals, stupid American criminals, retarded criminals, American retarded criminals, retarded American criminals, stupid criminals, stupid people, dumb people, idiotic people, funny people, funny stupid people, stupid funny people, funny criminals, funny American criminals, funny dumb criminals, hilarious criminals, hilarious American criminals, dumbass criminals, dumbass, dumbasses, bad temper, temper attack, blowing a red light, guy blows a red light, guy has a gun, guy points gun at cops</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Some stupid guy who blows a red light flips out at the cops for telling him to watch the lights! As he points a gun at one of the cops, he soon realizes that the three men are police officers.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/dumbcrim8.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Not So Bright - America's Dumbest Criminals</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14506</link>
               <description>Watch these stupid prostitutes get lured by three cops to get arrested. One prostitute even recognizes one of the cops but doesn't think that that she is being lured!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/dumbcrim-easyhoes.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Not So Bright - America's Dumbest Criminals</media:title>
               <media:keywords>America's dumbest criminals, American criminals, Dumb American criminals, stupid American criminals, retarded criminals, American retarded criminals, retarded American criminals, stupid criminals, stupid people, dumb people, idiotic people, funny people, funny stupid people, stupid funny people, funny criminals, funny American criminals, funny dumb criminals, hilarious criminals, hilarious American criminals, dumbass criminals, dumbass, dumbasses, prostitutes, prostitute, funny prostitute, dumb prostitutes, stupid prostitutes</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Watch these stupid prostitutes get lured by three cops to get arrested. One prostitute even recognizes one of the cops but doesn't think that that she is being lured!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/dumbcrim7.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Buck Naked - America's Dumbest Criminals</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14499</link>
               <description>This moron sleeps in his car naked even though he has his clothes with him! Watch as this police officer wakes him up and busts him for indecent exposure at night.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/dumbcrim-bucknaked.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Buck Naked - America's Dumbest Criminals</media:title>
               <media:keywords>America's dumbest criminals, American criminals, Dumb American criminals, stupid American criminals, retarded criminals, American retarded criminals, retarded American criminals, stupid criminals, stupid people, dumb people, idiotic people, funny people, funny stupid people, stupid funny people, funny criminals, funny American criminals, funny dumb criminals, hilarious criminals, hilarious American criminals, dumbass criminals, dumbass, dumbasses, buck naked, butt naked, butt naked criminal, naked criminal</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This moron sleeps in his car naked even though he has his clothes with him! Watch as this police officer wakes him up and busts him for indecent exposure at night.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/dumbcrim6.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Dumb Dealers - America's Dumbest Criminals</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14490</link>
               <description>These dumb drug dealers leave their purses filled with two hundred thousand dollars worth of drugs under a tree alone at night. Later, the police get a hold of the drugs and lure the criminals to arrest them.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/dumbcrim-dumbdealers.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Dumb Dealers - America's Dumbest Criminals</media:title>
               <media:keywords>America's dumbest criminals, American criminals, Dumb American criminals, stupid American criminals, retarded criminals, American retarded criminals, retarded American criminals, stupid criminals, stupid people, dumb people, idiotic people, funny people, funny stupid people, stupid funny people, funny criminals, funny American criminals, funny dumb criminals, hilarious criminals, hilarious American criminals, dumbass criminals, dumbass, dumbasses, drug dealer, drug dealers, drug dealing, funny drug dealer, funny drug dealers, stupid drug dealer, stupid drug dealing, dumb dealers, dumb drug dealers, stupid dealers, funny dealers, dumb drug dealing</media:keywords>
               <media:description>These dumb drug dealers leave their purses filled with two hundred thousand dollars worth of drugs under a tree alone at night. Later, the police get a hold of the drugs and lure the criminals to arrest them.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/dumbcrim5.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Tell Em' You Drove - America's Dumbest Criminals</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14483</link>
               <description>Watch this drunk driver get himself busted by the police! As he gets out of the car, he's too drunk to even tell which one is the cop, and mistakes the cop for his buddy.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/dumbcrim-tellemyoudrove.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Tell Em' You Drove - America's Dumbest Criminals</media:title>
               <media:keywords>America's dumbest criminals, American criminals, Dumb American criminals, stupid American criminals, retarded criminals, American retarded criminals, retarded American criminals, stupid criminals, stupid people, dumb people, idiotic people, funny people, funny stupid people, stupid funny people, funny criminals, funny American criminals, funny dumb criminals, hilarious criminals, hilarious American criminals, dumbass criminals, dumbass, dumbasses, drunk driver, drunk driving, funny drunk driver, stupid drunk driver, dumb drunk driver, tell 'em you drove, tell him you drove</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Watch this drunk driver get himself busted by the police! As he gets out of the car, he's too drunk to even tell which one is the cop, and mistakes the cop for his buddy.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/dumbcrim4.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Unconventional Exterminator - America's Dumbest Criminals</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14473</link>
               <description>As this moron gets caught for shooting people in a bar, he tells the police officer who catches him that he's just shooting cockroaches as a last resort to exterminate them!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/dumbcrim-unconventionalext.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Unconventional Exterminator - America's Dumbest Criminals</media:title>
               <media:keywords>America's dumbest criminals, American criminals, Dumb American criminals, stupid American criminals, retarded criminals, American retarded criminals, retarded American criminals, stupid criminals, stupid people, dumb people, idiotic people, funny people, funny stupid people, stupid funny people, funny criminals, funny American criminals, funny dumb criminals, hilarious criminals, hilarious American criminals, dumbass criminals, dumbass, dumbasses, cockroach exterminator, exterminator, exterminating cockroaches, gun exterminator, conventional exterminator</media:keywords>
               <media:description>As this moron gets caught for shooting people in a bar, he tells the police officer who catches him that he's just shooting cockroaches as a last resort to exterminate them!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/dumbcrim3.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Positive Idiot - America's Dumbest Criminals</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14465</link>
               <description>Check out this hilarious clip of a stupid jackass who gets himself in deeper trouble by identifying the woman he robbed and admitting to the crime before he is even proven guilty!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/dumbcrim-positiveidiot.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Positive Idiot - America's Dumbest Criminals</media:title>
               <media:keywords>America's dumbest criminals, American criminals, Dumb American criminals, stupid American criminals, retarded criminals, American retarded criminals, retarded American criminals, stupid criminals, stupid people, dumb people, idiotic people, funny people, funny stupid people, stupid funny people, funny criminals, funny American criminals, funny dumb criminals, hilarious criminals, hilarious American criminals, dumbass criminals, dumbass, dumbasses, positive id, positive idiot</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Check out this hilarious clip of a stupid jackass who gets himself in deeper trouble by identifying the woman he robbed and admitting to the crime before he is even proven guilty!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/dumbcrim2.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>I forgot the Matches! - America's Dumbest Criminals</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14457</link>
               <description>There is nothing funnier than an amazingly idiotic criminal. Check out this dumbass who leaves his house  to grab a match from a police officer only to get himself arrested.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/dumbcrim-matches.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>I forgot the Matches! - America's Dumbest Criminals</media:title>
               <media:keywords>America's dumbest criminals, American criminals, Dumb American criminals, stupid American criminals, retarded criminals, American retarded criminals, retarded American criminals, stupid criminals, stupid people, dumb people, idiotic people, funny people, funny stupid people, stupid funny people, funny criminals, funny American criminals, funny dumb criminals, hilarious criminals, hilarious American criminals, dumbass criminals, dumbass, dumbasses, got a match?, got a match, match, matches</media:keywords>
               <media:description>There is nothing funnier than an amazingly idiotic criminal. Check out this dumbass who leaves his house  to grab a match from a police officer only to get himself arrested.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/dumbcrim1.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Bullet Ricochet and Almost Kills Shooter!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14259</link>
               <description>Watch this shooter barely escape death from his own bullet! As he aims his shot and fires, the bullet ricochets and blows his hat right off his head, grazing the top of his skull!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bullet-ricochet.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Bullet Ricochet and Almost Kills Shooter!</media:title>
               <media:keywords>"Gun shot wound, gun shot, shooting range, shooting range accident,  shooting accident, bullet wound, guy shoots himself, guy almost shoots himself, guy almost kills himself, bullet ricochets and hits shooter, bullet ricochets, bullet ricochets and almost kills shooter</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Watch this shooter barely escape death from his own bullet! As he aims his shot and fires, the bullet ricochets and blows his hat right off his head, grazing the top of his skull!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/ricochet.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Boyfriend Caught Cheating</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14239</link>
               <description>Watch this outrageously funny video of this idiot who tapes his own affair. The unsuspecting boyfriend gets whooped by his girlfriend as he gets caught cheating!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/boyfriend-cheating.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Boyfriend Caught Cheating</media:title>
               <media:keywords>cheating, cheat, guy gets caught cheating, boyfriend gets caught cheating, affair, affairs, funny video, funny cheating video, cheating video, Boyfriend caught cheating, boyfriend gets caught</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Watch this outrageously funny video of this idiot who tapes his own affair. The unsuspecting boyfriend gets whooped by his girlfriend as he gets caught cheating!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bfcaught.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Political Talk Show Turns into a Brawl</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14222</link>
               <description>A political talk show in Buenos Aires is about to change from a war of words into a real battle when the host and a guest he is grilling come to blows live on the air. Wouldn't you love to see this on The O'Reilly Factor?</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/politicaltalk-brawl.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Political Talk Show Turns into a Brawl</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Political Talk Show Turns into a Brawl, Politics, News, Talk Show, Fight, Fights, Brawl, Talk Show Fight, TV, Television, Reality, Reality TV, Foreign, Buenos Aires, Argentina,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A political talk show in Buenos Aires is about to change from a war of words into a real battle when the host and a guest he is grilling come to blows live on the air. Wouldn't you love to see this on The O'Reilly Factor?</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/politicaltalk.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Japanese Game Show - Treadmill Buffet</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14163</link>
               <description>An extremely funny clip from a Japanese Game show challenge, treadmill buffet. Watch as three contestants glutton on cookies while wiping out on a treadmill speeding into a pool of water.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/tredmill-buffet.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Japanese Game Show - Treadmill Buffet</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Game Shows, Japanese, Japanese game show, Japanese game shows, buffet, cookies, treadmill, treadmill buffet, treadmill game, treadmill challenge, cookie treadmill, japanese treadmill,japanese treadmill game,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>An extremely funny clip from a Japanese Game show challenge, treadmill buffet. Watch as three contestants glutton on cookies while wiping out on a treadmill speeding into a pool of water.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/tredmillbuffet.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>How Long Can You Hold It In?</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14022</link>
               <description>Check out this hysterical clip of a beautiful woman in a sexy ensemble, walking towards an elevator with every man in the rooms attention. But looks can be deceiving.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/howlong-canyouhold.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>How Long Can You Hold It In?</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Low fat, Select Tuna, Thailand, funny, How Long Can You Hold It, elevator, funny, hysterical, men, men drooling, commercial, dumbfounded, beautiful women, belly, fat, torn skirt, hard time breathing, holding breath, high heels, staring, workers, workers staring, clothes ripping</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Check out this hysterical clip of a beautiful woman in a sexy ensemble, walking towards an elevator with every man in the rooms attention. But looks can be deceiving.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/canyouholdit.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Why Would You Do This?</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14020</link>
               <description>Goggles? Check! Nose Plugs? Check! Plastic Bag? Check! Fire Extinguisher? Check! IQ of 80? You better believe it! Watch what happens when this moron seals himself in a plastic bag with a fire extinguisher. Good Times!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/whywould-youdothis.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Why Would You Do This?</media:title>
               <media:keywords>kelso, Why Would You Do This?, japanese kelso, Goggles, nose plugs, plastic bag, Fire Extinguisher, IQ, moron, stupid stunt, jackass, WTF, dumbass, idiot, stupid, stupid humans, humor,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Goggles? Check! Nose Plugs? Check! Plastic Bag? Check! Fire Extinguisher? Check! IQ of 80? You better believe it! Watch what happens when this moron seals himself in a plastic bag with a fire extinguisher. Good Times!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/whywouldyou.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Slippery Accidents</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=14019</link>
               <description>You can't help laughing at people when they slip, slide and fall down. Get ready to giggle your way through this video clip compilation of slippery accidents.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/slippery-accidents.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Slippery Accidents</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Slippery Accidents, slide, fall, trip, spill, slip, tumble, accident, accidents, compilation, clips, clip compilation, afv, america's funniest home videos, water, slides, water slides, waterslides, slip-n-slide, slip and slide, humor, comedy, sight gags, physical humor,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>You can't help laughing at people when they slip, slide and fall down. Get ready to giggle your way through this video clip compilation of slippery accidents.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/sliperyfall.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Worst Music Video Ever - Its So Cold in the D</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13981</link>
               <description>Here is a video that will just get you laughing. It's funny, cause these guys are serious and they seriously are so out of tune. Yes I know it's a serious subject but... wow it's pretty snarky.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/socoldinthed-rapvid.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Worst Music Video Ever - Its So Cold in the D</media:title>
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               <media:description>Here is a video that will just get you laughing. It's funny, cause these guys are serious and they seriously are so out of tune. Yes I know it's a serious subject but... wow it's pretty snarky.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/coldinthed.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Super Treadmill - Japanese Game Show</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13975</link>
               <description>Why don't we have game shows like this in the United States? This clip from a Japanese game show features several contestants trying to out run the super treadmill. Enjoy!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/japgame-supertreadmill.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Super Treadmill - Japanese Game Show</media:title>
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               <media:description>Why don't we have game shows like this in the United States? This clip from a Japanese game show features several contestants trying to out run the super treadmill. Enjoy!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/japangame-treadmill.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Giant Fan Bash - Japanese Game Show</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13966</link>
               <description>How would you like to get hit by guys swinging giant fans? This guy didn't enjoy it too much.  I know it sounds weird, but it is even weirder to watch!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/japgame-giantfanbash.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Giant Fan Bash - Japanese Game Show</media:title>
               <media:keywords>giant fan bash - japanese game show, japanese game show, funny show, funny game show, japanese, stupid humans, goofy show,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>How would you like to get hit by guys swinging giant fans? This guy didn't enjoy it too much.  I know it sounds weird, but it is even weirder to watch!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/japangame-fansmash.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Drunk Goggle Soccer! - Japanese Game Show</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13941</link>
               <description>Leave it to a Japanese game show to come up with a game called Drunk Googgle Soccer.  I always wonder what the prizes are for the contestants if they win. Enjoy!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/japgame-drunksoccer.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Drunk Goggle Soccer! - Japanese Game Show</media:title>
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               <media:description>Leave it to a Japanese game show to come up with a game called Drunk Googgle Soccer.  I always wonder what the prizes are for the contestants if they win. Enjoy!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/japanese-drunksoccer.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Crazy Crane Accident</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13874</link>
               <description>In this clip watch as a group of crane workers drop the load, just missing a noisy dog and a innocent bystander.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/crazycrane-accident.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Crazy Crane Accident</media:title>
               <media:keywords>crane accident, crazy crane accident, accident, caught on tape, oops, stupid humans,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In this clip watch as a group of crane workers drop the load, just missing a noisy dog and a innocent bystander.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/crane-accident.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Water Sports Wipeout</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13869</link>
               <description>When you're off having fun hitting the waves there is something important you should keep in mind: The Waves Hit Back! Watch these water-sport wonders wipeout... and wipeout hard.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/wipeouts-compilation.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Water Sports Wipeout</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Wipeout!, Wipeout, wipe out, wipe out!, waves, water, boats, boating, ski, skiing, waveboarding, wave boarding, water sports, splash, injury, injure, hurt, accidents, aquatic injuries, aqua, ouch, pain, fun summertime,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>When you're off having fun hitting the waves there is something important you should keep in mind: The Waves Hit Back! Watch these water-sport wonders wipeout... and wipeout hard.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/water-wipeouts.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Weird Auto Wrecks</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13864</link>
               <description>After you watch this clip you will wonder how these people got themselves into these jams and then how did they get out.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/weird-carcrashes.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Weird Auto Wrecks</media:title>
               <media:keywords>weird auto wreck, bad wrecks, car wrecks, car crashes, bad crashes, cars, car, auto crash, auto wreck</media:keywords>
               <media:description>After you watch this clip you will wonder how these people got themselves into these jams and then how did they get out.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/weirdcarcrash.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>You Shouldn't Smoke Where Not Allowed</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13857</link>
               <description>Man goes into the bathroom to smoke while another another washes his hands and leaves, he comes back to tell him smoking is not allowed in the bathroom!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/quitsmoking-orthis.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>You Shouldn't Smoke Where Not Allowed</media:title>
               <media:keywords>no smoking, smoke, you shouldn't smoke where not allowed, bathroom, stupid people, stupid, video, viral video</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Man goes into the bathroom to smoke while another another washes his hands and leaves, he comes back to tell him smoking is not allowed in the bathroom!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/dontsomke.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Fat Kid Gets Shot by Friends with Paintball Guns</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13855</link>
               <description>With friends like these, who needs enemies? This poor kid is trying to make a funny video of himself imitating Steve Irwin, but his friends have other ideas. Nobody condones bullying or torture, but this is pretty funny.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/kidgetsshotbyfriends-paintgun.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Fat Kid Gets Shot by Friends with Paintball Guns</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Fat Kid Gets Shot by Friends with Paintball Guns, Paintball, Paintball Guns, Paint Ball, Stupid Humans, stupid guy, shot by paint ball, Shot By A Paintball Gun, Home Video, Reality Video, Caught on Video, Caught on Camera, Amature Video, Funny Video, Humor, Fat Kid,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>With friends like these, who needs enemies? This poor kid is trying to make a funny video of himself imitating Steve Irwin, but his friends have other ideas. Nobody condones bullying or torture, but this is pretty funny.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/paintballkid.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Idiots Plus Fire Equals...?</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13825</link>
               <description>Here we see the country's future pyromaniacs, arsonists and other insane people. Drugs or alcohol might make a thrill-seeker light his head on fire, but what would possess a person to stick a fire cracker up his nose?</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/idiots-plusfire.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Idiots Plus Fire Equals...?</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Amature Video, Stunt, Stunts, Stupid Humans, Playing with Fire, Home Video, Reality Video, Caught on Video, Caught on Camera, Fire Stunt,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Here we see the country's future pyromaniacs, arsonists and other insane people. Drugs or alcohol might make a thrill-seeker light his head on fire, but what would possess a person to stick a fire cracker up his nose?</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/idiotsandfire.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Skateboarder on Fire!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13824</link>
               <description>This clip is a perfect example of the deterioration of the modern educational system. Young people simply fail to understand that fire causes death. The imbecile in this video was lucky enough to escape with his life.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/flaming-skateborder.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Skateboarder on Fire!</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Skateboarder on Fire, Amature Video, Stunt, Stunts, Stupid Humans, Stakeboarding, Stakeboarder, Skaters, Skater on Fire, Playing with Fire, Home Video, Reality Video, Caught on Video, Caught on Camera, Fire Stunt,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This clip is a perfect example of the deterioration of the modern educational system. Young people simply fail to understand that fire causes death. The imbecile in this video was lucky enough to escape with his life.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/skatefire.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Punk Gets a Needed Beat-Down From Cops!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13784</link>
               <description>Sometimes a guy gets what is coming to him. That is exactly what happens in this clip. Watch as this kid gets the beat-down he deserves.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/guygetsbeat-bycops.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Punk Gets a Needed Beat-Down From Cops!</media:title>
               <media:keywords>punk gets a needed beat-down from cops!, beat-down, stupid human, beat up by cops, idiot, dummy, punk, cops, police, beatdown,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Sometimes a guy gets what is coming to him. That is exactly what happens in this clip. Watch as this kid gets the beat-down he deserves.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/guygetsbeatcops.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Bicyclist Going 107mph Crashes!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13782</link>
               <description>After watching this video all I can say is OUCH! Watch as a dare devil tries to take a bike over 107 mph on a dirt slope. The outcome is not good.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/fastbike-crash107mph.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Bicyclist Going 107mph Crashes!</media:title>
               <media:keywords>bicyclist going 107mph crashes!, crash, caught on tape, dare devil, daredevil, stupid humans, crashes, viral video, ouch,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>After watching this video all I can say is OUCH! Watch as a dare devil tries to take a bike over 107 mph on a dirt slope. The outcome is not good.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/fastbikecrash.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Idiot Takes a Tranquilizer Dart to the Butt</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13781</link>
               <description>If someone asked you to would you let someone shoot a tranquilizer dart at you? Me neither. In this clip check out one idiot who said yes.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/dartto-butt.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Idiot Takes a Tranquilizer Dart to the Butt</media:title>
               <media:keywords>idiot takes a tranqulizer dart to the butt, idiot, stupid humans, caught on tape, dummy, dumb guy, stupid, stupid guy, funny video, viral video,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>If someone asked you to would you let someone shoot a tranquilizer dart at you? Me neither. In this clip check out one idiot who said yes.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/darttobutt.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Extreme Hand... Boxing?</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13682</link>
               <description>Boxing is called the Sweet Science for a reason. As a sport it is literally thousands of years old and demands skill and dedication from its participants. But when you have no boxing skill whatsoever you get to do this.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/extreme-boxing.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Extreme Hand... Boxing?</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Extreme Hand Boxing, Extreme Boxing, Hand Boxing, Taped Hands, Taped Hands Boxing, Extreme, Boxing, Dumb Asses, Sports, Punched in the Head, Weird, Fight, Fistfight, Fist Fight,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Boxing is called the Sweet Science for a reason. As a sport it is literally thousands of years old and demands skill and dedication from its participants. But when you have no boxing skill whatsoever you get to do this.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/handboxing.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Funny Spills and Accidents</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13646</link>
               <description>If you like watching people falling and getting hurt then you will love watching this clip. This is a compilation of funny spills and accidents, part I of II.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/funnyspills-accidents.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Funny Spills and Accidents</media:title>
               <media:keywords>accidents, funny spills and accidents, people falling, funny vids,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>If you like watching people falling and getting hurt then you will love watching this clip. This is a compilation of funny spills and accidents, part I of II.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/outclip2.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>The Vet Who Did Not Vet</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13645</link>
               <description>'A Vet Who Did Not Vet' is a fairly humorous piece of propaganda from Obama supporters. It's a Dr. Seuss style telling of the John McCain and Sarah Palin tale.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/thevet-whodidntvet.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>The Vet Who Did Not Vet</media:title>
               <media:keywords>mccain, senator mccain, sarah palin, palin, obama, senator obama, alaska govenor, john mccain, president, presidential election, 2008 president, joe biden, animation,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>'A Vet Who Did Not Vet' is a fairly humorous piece of propaganda from Obama supporters. It's a Dr. Seuss style telling of the John McCain and Sarah Palin tale.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/vetnotvet.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>La Pequena Does Sarah Palin</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13632</link>
               <description>He/She has already done Hilary Clinton, and now finally the South American dwarf internet star has parodied Sarah Palin. This video is bizarre and a bit disturbing.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/lapequena-palin.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>La Pequena Does Sarah Palin</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Hispanic hillary midget mad about election, la pequena, sarah palin midget, midget, scary midget, scary, bizarre, stupid humans, disturbing, disturbed, sarah palin, palin</media:keywords>
               <media:description>He/She has already done Hilary Clinton, and now finally the South American dwarf internet star has parodied Sarah Palin. This video is bizarre and a bit disturbing.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/lapequenapalinj.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Shatner Rants on Takei Wedding Snub</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13550</link>
               <description>William Shatner asks the question - 'What is it with George Takei and his issues with me?' The question is based on George Takei's recent marriage and all the press about his decision not to invite Shatner.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/shatner-notinvited.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Shatner Rants on Takei Wedding Snub</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Shatner Rants on Takei Wedding Snub, wiliam shatner, captain kirk, william shatner rants on youtube, william shatner rants, george takei, sulu, star trek, boston legal, kirk, spock, nimoy</media:keywords>
               <media:description>William Shatner asks the question - 'What is it with George Takei and his issues with me?' The question is based on George Takei's recent marriage and all the press about his decision not to invite Shatner.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/shatner-rants.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Lickin Chicks</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13240</link>
               <description>Jonathan and Casey have a unique way of meeting the ladies on the streets of Chicago..they go around lickin' them.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/lickin-chicks.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Lickin Chicks</media:title>
               <media:keywords>chicago, lickin chicks, picking up girls, viral video, funny video, chicago girls, chicago woman</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Jonathan and Casey have a unique way of meeting the ladies on the streets of Chicago..they go around lickin' them.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/viral3.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Girl Eats Treadmill</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13157</link>
               <description>This clips proves the old saying, 'No pain, no gain'. Watch as two girls decide that goofing around on a treadmill will be a moment that they will not forget.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/girleats-treadmill.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Girl Eats Treadmill</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Girl Eats Treadmill, No pain, no gain, ouch, pain, hurt, fall, trip, injury, injure, injured, goofing around, blooper, stupid humans, morons, idiots, goofs, dopes, not a good idea, accident, blooper, blunder, mistake, stupid humans,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This clips proves the old saying, 'No pain, no gain'. Watch as two girls decide that goofing around on a treadmill will be a moment that they will not forget.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/viral11.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Crazy Dancer on the Street</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13153</link>
               <description>If you ever see this guy on the street, please get him to stop! Set to the Black Eye Peas, 'My Humps', this guy entertains himself and maybe a few people driving by.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/crazy-dancer.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Crazy Dancer on the Street</media:title>
               <media:keywords>crazy dancer on the street, street dancer, crazy dancer, dancing, street dancer, street dancer, stupid humans, stupid human, moron, funny dancer,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>If you ever see this guy on the street, please get him to stop! Set to the Black Eye Peas, 'My Humps', this guy entertains himself and maybe a few people driving by.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/viralvid3.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Really Dumb People Answer Questions On The Street</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13146</link>
               <description>The title of this clip says it all. You have to wonder if the people in this clip, EVER turn on the news or ready a newspaper.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/reallydumb-people.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Really Dumb People Answer Questions On The Street</media:title>
               <media:keywords>stupid human,s dumb people, really dumb people attempt to answer questions, dumb answers, stupid answers</media:keywords>
               <media:description>The title of this clip says it all. You have to wonder if the people in this clip, EVER turn on the news or ready a newspaper.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/viralvid1.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Vertically Challenged!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13145</link>
               <description>Who dosen't love a good blooper clip? This one is a must see for those who need a laugh. Sit back and enjoy!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/vertically-challenged.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Vertically Challenged!</media:title>
               <media:keywords>vertically challenged!, bloopers, stupid humans, funny clip, blooper clip, bloopers clips,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Who dosen't love a good blooper clip? This one is a must see for those who need a laugh. Sit back and enjoy!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/viral23.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Wacky Accidents</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13143</link>
               <description>Here is a montage of laugh-out-loud clips from America's Funniest Home Videos. It just shows that people, with the knowledge of being videotaped, will do just about anything... and fail at it.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/wacky-accidents.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Wacky Accidents</media:title>
               <media:keywords>America's Funniest Home Videos, tv, tv show, clips, tv show clips, Wacky Accidents,  morons, idiots, goofs, dopes, not a good idea, fall, trip, hurt, accident, accidents, blunders, bloopers, stupid humans,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Here is a montage of laugh-out-loud clips from America's Funniest Home Videos. It just shows that people, with the knowledge of being videotaped, will do just about anything... and fail at it.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/viral8.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Racist Woman Flips Out at Coffee Shop</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13115</link>
               <description>From what started as a friendly conversation about religion suddenly turns into a racist conversation as a women flips out in the middle of a coffee shop. This leads her to get kicked out while she still rants in the parking lot.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/ladygoesnuts-inacoffeeshop.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Racist Woman Flips Out at Coffee Shop</media:title>
               <media:keywords>crazy, christian, coffee lady, coffee shop, racist, rant, racist woman flips out at a coffee shop, temper tantrum, crazy woman,racism, racist woman, religious bigotry, lady goes nuts in a coffee house</media:keywords>
               <media:description>From what started as a friendly conversation about religion suddenly turns into a racist conversation as a women flips out in the middle of a coffee shop. This leads her to get kicked out while she still rants in the parking lot.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/viral21.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Drunk Guy Gets a Rude Awakening... Literally</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13107</link>
               <description>There are so many things you can do to your friends when they are passed out drunk. These guys decide to take a floatie and float their buddy into the middle of a pond. Watch and see what happens.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/rude-awakening.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Drunk Guy Gets a Rude Awakening... Literally</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Drunk Guy Gets a Rude Awakening Literally, rude awakening, drunk guy, prank, water prank, drunk pranks, pranks, rude awakeing, stupid humans, viral video,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>There are so many things you can do to your friends when they are passed out drunk. These guys decide to take a floatie and float their buddy into the middle of a pond. Watch and see what happens.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/viral6.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Kid Takes Basketball to the Face</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13106</link>
               <description>Remember kids, when you are trying to video take a trick to put up on the internet, make sure you try the trick before you start the camera. Check out this kid making a fool of himself.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/basketball-totheface.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Kid Takes Basketball to the Face</media:title>
               <media:keywords>kid takes basketball to the face, basketball trick, basketball to the face, stupid humans, stupid human, stupid kid, dumb kid, dumb kids,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Remember kids, when you are trying to video take a trick to put up on the internet, make sure you try the trick before you start the camera. Check out this kid making a fool of himself.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/viral5.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Subway Stripper</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=13105</link>
               <description>Check out some lunatic in a blue speedo doing a really bad striptease in the subway, making some of the passangers pretty uncomfortable. If you know this guy, please tell him to stop.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/subway-stripper.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Subway Stripper</media:title>
               <media:keywords>subway stripper, stripper, stupid humans, stupid human, subway, new york subway, man stripping, man stripper, strippers,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Check out some lunatic in a blue speedo doing a really bad striptease in the subway, making some of the passangers pretty uncomfortable. If you know this guy, please tell him to stop.</media:description>
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               <title>Just Wanted to Say Hi - The Retarded Policeman</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12913</link>
               <description>He is a cop, and he's learning impaired. He's the retarded policeman!! This episode 'Getting Pulled Over' is the first of many by Mediocre Films.</description>
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               <media:title>Just Wanted to Say Hi - The Retarded Policeman</media:title>
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               <media:description>He is a cop, and he's learning impaired. He's the retarded policeman!! This episode 'Getting Pulled Over' is the first of many by Mediocre Films.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/retardedpoliceman2.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Tazer - The Retarded Policeman</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12899</link>
               <description>Let's go 'Tazey Crazy'! This 'special' police officer pulls over a young couple and informs them the department just gave out tazer guns. Will this cop be able to talk these two into getting tazed? Find out by watching...</description>
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               <media:title>Tazer - The Retarded Policeman</media:title>
               <media:keywords>mediocre films, retarded, retarded policeman, policeman, police officer, viral video, Tazer - The Retarded Policeman</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Let's go 'Tazey Crazy'! This 'special' police officer pulls over a young couple and informs them the department just gave out tazer guns. Will this cop be able to talk these two into getting tazed? Find out by watching...</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/retardedpoliceman1.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>X Factor - Angry Girl</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12881</link>
               <description>This British show is a bit like American Idol (even Simon Cowell is a judge). Watch this one. Watch after the audition as the contestant gets angry and angrier. I just couldn't stop laughing. Hey, I didnt think she was bad.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/xfactor-crazygirl.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>X Factor - Angry Girl</media:title>
               <media:keywords>x factor, american idol, sharon osbourne, simon cowell, british idol, x factor crazy girl, x factor angry girl, talent show</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This British show is a bit like American Idol (even Simon Cowell is a judge). Watch this one. Watch after the audition as the contestant gets angry and angrier. I just couldn't stop laughing. Hey, I didnt think she was bad.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/xfacangry.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Swinging Rope Challenge - Japanese Game Show</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12790</link>
               <description>Are you in the mood for some japanese game show contestants who can really swing? Watching this Japanese Game Show will make you as dizzy as the people performing these crazy stunts.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/japgameshow-swingrope.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Swinging Rope Challenge - Japanese Game Show</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Japanese Game Show, game show, gameshow, japan, tv, television, stupid humans, stunts, swing, swinging, hot water, rope, humor, funny, contestants, water, Swinging Rope Challenge - Japanese Game Show, Swinging Rope Challenge, Japanese Game Show,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Are you in the mood for some japanese game show contestants who can really swing? Watching this Japanese Game Show will make you as dizzy as the people performing these crazy stunts.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/japgame.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Sticky Wall Challenge - Japanese Game Show</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12783</link>
               <description>It never fails to amaze. That is what will pop into your mind after viewing this clip from a Japanese Game Show that features Velcro walls, rope swings, a see-saw and a television studio filled with baking soda.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/japgameshow-stickywall.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Sticky Wall Challenge - Japanese Game Show</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Japanese Game Show, game show, gameshow, japan, tv, television, stupid humans, stunts, swing, swinging, hot water, rope, humor, funny, contestants, water, Sticky Wall Challenge - Japanese Game Show, Japanese Game Show, Sticky Wall Challenge</media:keywords>
               <media:description>It never fails to amaze. That is what will pop into your mind after viewing this clip from a Japanese Game Show that features Velcro walls, rope swings, a see-saw and a television studio filled with baking soda.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/japaneserope.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Woman Really Off-Beat in Work Out</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12755</link>
               <description>Every exercise class has atleast one member who no matter how hard they try they just can't do it. Case in point the woman in the yellow, she's a little firecracker.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/workout-offbeat.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Woman Really Off-Beat in Work Out</media:title>
               <media:keywords>woman really off-beatin work out, work out, zumba, exercise, exercising, zumba classes</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Every exercise class has atleast one member who no matter how hard they try they just can't do it. Case in point the woman in the yellow, she's a little firecracker.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/offbeat.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Crazy Tattoos</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12752</link>
               <description>Some people consider tattoos as a form of art, and a way to express themselves. But this video clip shows some of the craziest tattoos, and most of them I wouldn't consider as a form of art.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/crazy-tattoos.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Crazy Tattoos</media:title>
               <media:keywords>crazy tattos, tattoo, tattoos, crazy tattoos, art, body art, bart simpson tattoo, spider tattoo, stupid tattoos, retarded people, stupid people, freaks, sleeve tattoos, star wars, star wars tattoos, michael jackson tattoos,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Some people consider tattoos as a form of art, and a way to express themselves. But this video clip shows some of the craziest tattoos, and most of them I wouldn't consider as a form of art.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/tat2.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Woman Tweaks Out Over Mice Surprise</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12705</link>
               <description>Not sure what show this is from, but the clip is just simply hysterical. Watch as this young lady inserts her hands into a box to guess what she's touching. She freaks out the whole time!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/crazywoman-mice.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Woman Tweaks Out Over Mice Surprise</media:title>
               <media:keywords>mice, woman tweaks oout over mice surprise,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Not sure what show this is from, but the clip is just simply hysterical. Watch as this young lady inserts her hands into a box to guess what she's touching. She freaks out the whole time!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/crazywomanmice.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Silent Library Pt.2</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12692</link>
               <description>It's the second part of this unusual Japanese Game Show. With crazy stunts like Slapping Machine, Hitted Hip and Old Man Bites Tenderly, you know that you're going to see something... well, it's something alright.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/silentlibrary-part2.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Silent Library Pt.2</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Silent Library Pt. 1, Silent Library Pt. 2, part one, part two, part 1, part 2, Japanese Game Show, Japanese GameShow, japanese, japan, Old Man Bites Tenderly, Slapping Machine, Hitted Hip, library, quiet, no talking, crazy stunts, stunts, game, Silent Library,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>It's the second part of this unusual Japanese Game Show. With crazy stunts like Slapping Machine, Hitted Hip and Old Man Bites Tenderly, you know that you're going to see something... well, it's something alright.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/silentlibrary2.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Silent Library Pt.1</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12679</link>
               <description>A library is a rather unusual place to serve as the setting for a bizarre Japanese Game Show. No matter what goes on in the library you must keep quiet, which is a lot harder than it looks.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/silentlibrary-part1.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Silent Library Pt.1</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Silent Library Pt. 1, Silent Library Pt. 2, part one, part two, part 1, part 2, Japanese Game Show, Japanese GameShow, japanese, japan, Old Man Bites Tenderly, Slapping Machine, Hitted Hip, library, quiet, no talking, crazy stunts, stunts, game, Silent Library,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A library is a rather unusual place to serve as the setting for a bizarre Japanese Game Show. No matter what goes on in the library you must keep quiet, which is a lot harder than it looks.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/silentlibrary1.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Dumbasses</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12678</link>
               <description>Sometimes I wonder what people were thinking. Take a look at this clip and you'll see what I mean. I really think some people are just plain stupid. Or maybe they just do it to be on camera?</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/dumbass-clips.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Dumbasses</media:title>
               <media:keywords>stupid humans, Dumbasses, dumbass, stupid stunts, funny people, extreme stunts, stunts, stupid people, basketball stunt, skiing stunt, pranks, stupid pranks, dumb stunts, dumb people,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Sometimes I wonder what people were thinking. Take a look at this clip and you'll see what I mean. I really think some people are just plain stupid. Or maybe they just do it to be on camera?</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/dumbasses.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Hot Water Rope Swing - Japanese Game Show</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12670</link>
               <description>When it comes to game shows, the Japanese are the reigning champs. In America we open briefcases, spin wheels and answer trivia questions to win big, but in Japan...</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/japgameshow-ropeswing.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Hot Water Rope Swing - Japanese Game Show</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Hot Water Rope Swing - Japanese Game Show, Hot Water Rope Swing, Japanese Game Show, game show, gameshow, japan, tv, television, stupid humans, stunts, swing, swinging, hot water, rope, humor, funny, contestants, water,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>When it comes to game shows, the Japanese are the reigning champs. In America we open briefcases, spin wheels and answer trivia questions to win big, but in Japan...</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/japaneserope.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Treadmill Madness - Japanese Game Show</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12546</link>
               <description>Would you be able to survive a Japanese game show where you have to keep pace on a giant treadmill while jumping hurdles? Me neither... but here you can watch a funny clip of those who did attempt it.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/treadmill-madness.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Treadmill Madness - Japanese Game Show</media:title>
               <media:keywords>treadmill madness - japanese game show, japanese game show, game show, funny clip, japanese people, funny japanese people, stupid humans,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Would you be able to survive a Japanese game show where you have to keep pace on a giant treadmill while jumping hurdles? Me neither... but here you can watch a funny clip of those who did attempt it.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/treadmillmadness.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>World Record - Melon Against Melon</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12512</link>
               <description>29-year-old John Allwood, a melon picker, broke the world record by smashing 40 watermelons in a minute using his head at the biennial Chinchilla Watermelon Festival in Queensland. What a waste of watermelons!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/melononmelon-headsmash.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>World Record - Melon Against Melon</media:title>
               <media:keywords>watermelons, watermelon, world records, world record - melon against melon, melon against melon, fruits,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>29-year-old John Allwood, a melon picker, broke the world record by smashing 40 watermelons in a minute using his head at the biennial Chinchilla Watermelon Festival in Queensland. What a waste of watermelons!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/worldrecordmelon.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Man Throws Up During Skydive</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12511</link>
               <description>MY OH MY!! Watch this video as this young man starts to feel ill while skydiving and then throws up! I feel sorry for the girl strapped to this guys back.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/skydive-throwup.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Man Throws Up During Skydive</media:title>
               <media:keywords>skydive, skydiving, puke, throw up, man throws up during skydive, free fall, outdoors, outdoor activities, jump out of plane, skydiver,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>MY OH MY!! Watch this video as this young man starts to feel ill while skydiving and then throws up! I feel sorry for the girl strapped to this guys back.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/skydivethrowup.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Hispanic Hillary Midget Mad About Election</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12453</link>
               <description>If you have ever seen a video by La Pequena, you know that this little guy is a little bit disturbed. Well, he is back with another installment as Little Hillary. Warning, this video is pretty bizarre.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/hillarymiget-madaboutelection.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Hispanic Hillary Midget Mad About Election</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Hispanic hillary midget mad about election, la pequena, hillary midget, midget, scary midget, scary, bizarre, stupid humans, disturbing, disturbed,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>If you have ever seen a video by La Pequena, you know that this little guy is a little bit disturbed. Well, he is back with another installment as Little Hillary. Warning, this video is pretty bizarre.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/hilarymidget.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>New Math Song</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12452</link>
               <description>Bo Burnham, is a young YouTube musician known for recording R-rated ditties that have been viral hits all over the internet. In this clip, check out his video for his song New Math.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/newmath-song.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>New Math Song</media:title>
               <media:keywords>new math song, new math, bo burnham, youtube musician, r rated songs, stupid humans, stupid song, stupid songs,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Bo Burnham, is a young YouTube musician known for recording R-rated ditties that have been viral hits all over the internet. In this clip, check out his video for his song New Math.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/newmath.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Fictional Character Rehab Song</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12451</link>
               <description>Bo Burnham, is a young YouTube musician known for recording R-rated ditties that have been viral hits all over the internet. In this clip, check out his video for his song about Fictional Character Rehab.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/fictionalcharacter-rehabsong.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Fictional Character Rehab Song</media:title>
               <media:keywords>fictional character rehab song, bo burnham, youtube musician, r rated songs, ficitional characters, characters, rehab, funny song, stupid humans,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Bo Burnham, is a young YouTube musician known for recording R-rated ditties that have been viral hits all over the internet. In this clip, check out his video for his song about Fictional Character Rehab.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/characterrehab.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>If You're Going to be Dumb, You Got to be Tough</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12430</link>
               <description>As the song says in this video, if your gonna be dumb, then you gotta be tough. This clip is a montage of some people who probably should have stayed home that day.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/dumb-tough.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>If You're Going to be Dumb, You Got to be Tough</media:title>
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               <media:description>As the song says in this video, if your gonna be dumb, then you gotta be tough. This clip is a montage of some people who probably should have stayed home that day.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/dumbtough.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Jason Mraz Plays Rainbow Connection</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12395</link>
               <description>Why are there so many songs about rainbows, and what's on the other side... in this clip singer-songwriter Jason Mraz sings Kermit the Frog's favorite song, "The Rainbow Connection".</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/jasonmraz-rainbowconnection.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Jason Mraz Plays Rainbow Connection</media:title>
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               <media:description>Why are there so many songs about rainbows, and what's on the other side... in this clip singer-songwriter Jason Mraz sings Kermit the Frog's favorite song, "The Rainbow Connection".</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/rainbowconnection.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Slip and Slide Pinball - Japanese Game Show</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12394</link>
               <description>The Japanese really do have the best game shows EVER! In this clip they play a insane game of Human Pinball. Japanese TV at its best!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/japgame-slipslidpinball.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Slip and Slide Pinball - Japanese Game Show</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Slip and Slide Pinball - Japanese Game Show, japan game show, funny people, stupid humans, funny game show, game show, tv game show, japeneese clip, humor,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>The Japanese really do have the best game shows EVER! In this clip they play a insane game of Human Pinball. Japanese TV at its best!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/japgameshow.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Is it Black &amp; Gus or Black Angus</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12346</link>
               <description>We think this newscaster needs to go back to school for some learnin'! Watch as he reads a story about cows on a freeway. It's supposed to be Black Angus, but he reads it as Black and Gus. You have to watch.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/black-andgus.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Is it Black &amp; Gus or Black Angus</media:title>
               <media:keywords>bloopers, news bloopers, stupid people, dumb people, funny videos, anchorman bloopers</media:keywords>
               <media:description>We think this newscaster needs to go back to school for some learnin'! Watch as he reads a story about cows on a freeway. It's supposed to be Black Angus, but he reads it as Black and Gus. You have to watch.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/angus.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Steve Ballmer Egged By Disgruntled Viewer</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12082</link>
               <description>What do you do if you are the CEO of one of largest companies in the world and during your speech someone decides to 'egg' you?  Find out what Steve Ballmer did during a speech in Hungry.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/steveballmer-getsegged.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Steve Ballmer Egged By Disgruntled Viewer</media:title>
               <media:keywords>steve ballmer egged by disgruntled view, egged, steve ballmer, microsoft, microsoft ceo, micro soft, speech, steve ballmer speech, balmer, steve balmer, steve ballmer egged,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>What do you do if you are the CEO of one of largest companies in the world and during your speech someone decides to 'egg' you?  Find out what Steve Ballmer did during a speech in Hungry.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/steveballmer.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Oprah Fans Gone Wild</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=12081</link>
               <description>Watch as the audience of the Oprah show get some unexpected news... They are part of the Oprah's Favorite Summer Things Show, (EVERYONE SCREAM) Even the men in the audience can't help but cheer, even though they have no clue what is going on.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/crazed-oprafans.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Oprah Fans Gone Wild</media:title>
               <media:keywords>oprah fans gone wild, oprah, oprah show, day time tv, tv show, talk show, oprah's favorite things, oprah's favorite summer things, crazy lady, crazy women, funny clip,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Watch as the audience of the Oprah show get some unexpected news... They are part of the Oprah's Favorite Summer Things Show, (EVERYONE SCREAM) Even the men in the audience can't help but cheer, even though they have no clue what is going on.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/oprahcrazyfans.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Comedy Gold - The Beginning of Saturday Night Live</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11825</link>
               <description>Canadians reign as the kings of comedy in Comedy Gold, the most comprehensive examination of Canadian comedians ever produced. Watch a clip from the DVD on how SNL got its start.</description>
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               <media:title>Comedy Gold - The Beginning of Saturday Night Live</media:title>
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               <media:description>Canadians reign as the kings of comedy in Comedy Gold, the most comprehensive examination of Canadian comedians ever produced. Watch a clip from the DVD on how SNL got its start.</media:description>
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               <title>How Do You Put Your Pants On?</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11811</link>
               <description>In this clip, find out what happens when a group of guys have way too much free time, a video camera, and a few extra pairs of pants. Be careful if you try this at home.</description>
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               <media:title>How Do You Put Your Pants On?</media:title>
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               <media:description>In this clip, find out what happens when a group of guys have way too much free time, a video camera, and a few extra pairs of pants. Be careful if you try this at home.</media:description>
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               <title>Clinton Advisor Racist Opinion about Indianans</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11702</link>
               <description>In this clip check out what Bill Clinton Campaign Chair and Hillary Clinton '08 Advisor Mickey Kantor tells George Stephanapoulos and James Carville in '92.</description>
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               <media:title>Clinton Advisor Racist Opinion about Indianans</media:title>
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               <media:description>In this clip check out what Bill Clinton Campaign Chair and Hillary Clinton '08 Advisor Mickey Kantor tells George Stephanapoulos and James Carville in '92.</media:description>
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               <title>Hillary: Little and Latino!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11653</link>
               <description>This is one of the most disturbing clips I have ever seen. Watch this clip made to mock 2008 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. What's sad is that in some people's eyes, Hillary actually looks this scary.</description>
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               <media:title>Hillary: Little and Latino!</media:title>
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               <media:description>This is one of the most disturbing clips I have ever seen. Watch this clip made to mock 2008 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. What's sad is that in some people's eyes, Hillary actually looks this scary.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/littlehill.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Crazy Woman Opens Fire During Road Rage</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11570</link>
               <description>What happens when you give a teenage girl a gun and a Jaguar? Watch what ensues after a little road rage takes place on Las Vegas Boulevard. Did she shoot first or was she just defending herself?</description>
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               <media:title>Crazy Woman Opens Fire During Road Rage</media:title>
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               <media:description>What happens when you give a teenage girl a gun and a Jaguar? Watch what ensues after a little road rage takes place on Las Vegas Boulevard. Did she shoot first or was she just defending herself?</media:description>
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               <title>Fido - Trailer</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11562</link>
               <description>Timmy Robinson's best friend in the whole wide world is a six-foot tall rotting zombie named Fido. But when FIDO eats the next-door neighbor, Mom and Dad hit the roof, and Timmy has to go to the ends of the earth to keep Fido a part of the family.</description>
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               <media:title>Fido - Trailer</media:title>
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               <media:description>Timmy Robinson's best friend in the whole wide world is a six-foot tall rotting zombie named Fido. But when FIDO eats the next-door neighbor, Mom and Dad hit the roof, and Timmy has to go to the ends of the earth to keep Fido a part of the family.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/fidotrailer.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>War Protester Disrupt Easter Mass</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11293</link>
               <description>War protesters disrupted Easter mass at Holy Name Cathedral in Chicago. The 6 protesters have been charged with felonies. Do you think this was the right venue for their protest?</description>
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               <media:title>War Protester Disrupt Easter Mass</media:title>
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               <media:description>War protesters disrupted Easter mass at Holy Name Cathedral in Chicago. The 6 protesters have been charged with felonies. Do you think this was the right venue for their protest?</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/popepeace.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Super Mario Frustration</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11287</link>
               <description>Have you ever noticed how much the video game world has evolved? What would happen if we went back to those old classics? This frustrated foreigner learns a lesson in patience while trying his luck in the original Mario.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/mario-frustration.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Super Mario Frustration</media:title>
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               <media:description>Have you ever noticed how much the video game world has evolved? What would happen if we went back to those old classics? This frustrated foreigner learns a lesson in patience while trying his luck in the original Mario.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/supermariofrust.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Pimp Knocks Out a Hooker!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=11277</link>
               <description>Guys like this deserve to be in prison. Watch as this pimp puts his hooker in her place, which is apparently on the floor. Was it a backhand? Or forearm shiver? Decide for yourself.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/pimp-knockout.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Pimp Knocks Out a Hooker!</media:title>
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               <media:description>Guys like this deserve to be in prison. Watch as this pimp puts his hooker in her place, which is apparently on the floor. Was it a backhand? Or forearm shiver? Decide for yourself.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/hooker1.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Granny With Nerves Of Steel</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10981</link>
               <description>In this amazing video clip, an elderly grandmother is crossing the street when two cars narrowly miss her and crash into each other and she is barely phased. She watches with amusement and then finishes crossing the street.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/granny-nervessteel.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Granny With Nerves Of Steel</media:title>
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               <media:description>In this amazing video clip, an elderly grandmother is crossing the street when two cars narrowly miss her and crash into each other and she is barely phased. She watches with amusement and then finishes crossing the street.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/grannysteel.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Sarkozy Gaff- 'Get Lost Dumb A**'</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10926</link>
               <description>French President Sarkozy is a bit of a loose cannon. He offered his hand to a man who said: 'Don't touch me, you are soiling me." In reply, Sarkozy said, without dropping his smile: 'Get lost, dumb ass.' French with English subtitles.</description>
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               <media:title>Sarkozy Gaff- 'Get Lost Dumb A**'</media:title>
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               <media:description>French President Sarkozy is a bit of a loose cannon. He offered his hand to a man who said: 'Don't touch me, you are soiling me." In reply, Sarkozy said, without dropping his smile: 'Get lost, dumb ass.' French with English subtitles.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/sorkozydumbass.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Bike Stunt Gone Wrong</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10898</link>
               <description>On a crowded highway, this stuntman decided to try a dangerous stunt. He stood up on a motorcycle going approximately 40 miles per hour. He lost his balance and falls off the bike onto the street with oncoming traffic.</description>
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               <media:title>Bike Stunt Gone Wrong</media:title>
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               <media:description>On a crowded highway, this stuntman decided to try a dangerous stunt. He stood up on a motorcycle going approximately 40 miles per hour. He lost his balance and falls off the bike onto the street with oncoming traffic.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bikercrash.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Boys and Their Toys</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10897</link>
               <description>Why is it that the boys who buy the expensive sports cars can't drive them? Here is a montage of some of the most ridiculously expensive sports cars smashed, wrecked and totaled beyond repair.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/notsonice-anymore.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Boys and Their Toys</media:title>
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               <media:description>Why is it that the boys who buy the expensive sports cars can't drive them? Here is a montage of some of the most ridiculously expensive sports cars smashed, wrecked and totaled beyond repair.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/boystoys.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Waitress Falls Through Window</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10884</link>
               <description>There has been quite a debate concerning the authenticity of this video. Whether it is real or not all I can say is that this waitress is not having a good day.</description>
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               <media:title>Waitress Falls Through Window</media:title>
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               <media:description>There has been quite a debate concerning the authenticity of this video. Whether it is real or not all I can say is that this waitress is not having a good day.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/waitressfall.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>One Mean Kitty</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10882</link>
               <description>This guy has to be one of the stupidest people!! Him and his wife are lucky the glass didn't break, they would have been this big kitties dinner!</description>
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               <media:title>One Mean Kitty</media:title>
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               <media:description>This guy has to be one of the stupidest people!! Him and his wife are lucky the glass didn't break, they would have been this big kitties dinner!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/onemeankitty.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>711 Employee Tackles Robber</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10832</link>
               <description>A 711 Employee takes down a robber that thinks he's entitled to a five finger discount. The surveilance footage also shows a few patrons helping to keep the crook detained while the police are notified.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/711employee-tackle.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>711 Employee Tackles Robber</media:title>
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               <media:description>A 711 Employee takes down a robber that thinks he's entitled to a five finger discount. The surveilance footage also shows a few patrons helping to keep the crook detained while the police are notified.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/711tackle.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Mom Steals Puppy</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10831</link>
               <description>This clip is the saddest clip you will ever see. A Florida woman, with the help of her two children, steal a puppy from a pet store. Now that is great parenting. Nice Job.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/mom-stealspuppy.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Mom Steals Puppy</media:title>
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               <media:description>This clip is the saddest clip you will ever see. A Florida woman, with the help of her two children, steal a puppy from a pet store. Now that is great parenting. Nice Job.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/puppysteal.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Colleen Lopez Melt Down</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10800</link>
               <description>Looks like the pressure of selling crappy jewelry and entertaining crazy callers has finally done the fabulous Ms. Colleen Lopez in. Stay until the end to watch the complete destruction.....lol</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/meltdown-lopez.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Colleen Lopez Melt Down</media:title>
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               <media:description>Looks like the pressure of selling crappy jewelry and entertaining crazy callers has finally done the fabulous Ms. Colleen Lopez in. Stay until the end to watch the complete destruction.....lol</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/lopezmelt.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Insane Train Stunt</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10798</link>
               <description>Watch this clip as a man pulls a crazy stunt by laying on a railroad track as a train drives over him. Is this guy crazy or what? Don't try this stunt at home if you want to live to see your next birthday.</description>
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               <media:title>Insane Train Stunt</media:title>
               <media:keywords>train stunt, stunt man, stupid humans, insane people, insane man, insane train stunts, stunt tricks, stunts,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Watch this clip as a man pulls a crazy stunt by laying on a railroad track as a train drives over him. Is this guy crazy or what? Don't try this stunt at home if you want to live to see your next birthday.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/trainstunt.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Pro Wrestler Knocks Himself Out</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10771</link>
               <description>In this dramatic video clip, a pro wrestler does a flip and plants his face on the steps outside the ring and clearly knocks himself out. Warning- Not For The Squeamish!</description>
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               <media:title>Pro Wrestler Knocks Himself Out</media:title>
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               <media:description>In this dramatic video clip, a pro wrestler does a flip and plants his face on the steps outside the ring and clearly knocks himself out. Warning- Not For The Squeamish!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/wrestlerheadhit.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Nut Shot Montage</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10723</link>
               <description>It's the worst pain there is. Blunt force trauma to the boys, the family jewels, the twins, the marble bag, the huevos, the unmentionables. Why is it so funny? Take a look at some bizarre nut shots and try not to cringe.</description>
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               <media:title>Nut Shot Montage</media:title>
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               <media:description>It's the worst pain there is. Blunt force trauma to the boys, the family jewels, the twins, the marble bag, the huevos, the unmentionables. Why is it so funny? Take a look at some bizarre nut shots and try not to cringe.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/nutshot.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Deputy Kicks Man in The Nuts</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10642</link>
               <description>The camera mounted on this police officers dashboard keeps recording as they pull over this vehicle. It appears this man may have been 'WANTED' but was there really any need for kicking him in the nuts? You decide!</description>
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               <media:description>The camera mounted on this police officers dashboard keeps recording as they pull over this vehicle. It appears this man may have been 'WANTED' but was there really any need for kicking him in the nuts? You decide!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/NutKick.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Jackass Cops Get Called Out!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10630</link>
               <description>Do you think that some cops think that they are above the law? Well, this clip may reinforce your thinking. Watch as two cops park and drive their squad car illegally which would result in tickets, fines or a tow.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/jackasscops-calledout.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Jackass Cops Get Called Out!</media:title>
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               <media:description>Do you think that some cops think that they are above the law? Well, this clip may reinforce your thinking. Watch as two cops park and drive their squad car illegally which would result in tickets, fines or a tow.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/JackassCops.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Fight Breaks Out at Cowboys Game</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10615</link>
               <description>Whatever happened to going to a football game, having a few beers and enjoying yourself? Well every now and then there has to be a fight. Men... you just can't take them anywhere.</description>
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               <media:title>Fight Breaks Out at Cowboys Game</media:title>
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               <media:description>Whatever happened to going to a football game, having a few beers and enjoying yourself? Well every now and then there has to be a fight. Men... you just can't take them anywhere.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/cowboyfight.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Funny Golf Bloopers</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10582</link>
               <description>Golf is a game of kings. It is a game of finesse. It is also one of the most frustrating games ever devised. From lost and broken clubs to slips, falls and injuries, these amateurs show just how painful golf can be!</description>
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               <media:title>Funny Golf Bloopers</media:title>
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               <media:description>Golf is a game of kings. It is a game of finesse. It is also one of the most frustrating games ever devised. From lost and broken clubs to slips, falls and injuries, these amateurs show just how painful golf can be!</media:description>
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               <title>Wall of Death - Crazy Car Stunt</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10580</link>
               <description>Listen folks... don't try this at home. Here's an accident waiting to happen. Watch this clip as two motorcycles go around in a tube like riding on a sideways race track. Then to make matters worse two cars join in.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/wallofdeath-crazydrivers.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Wall of Death - Crazy Car Stunt</media:title>
               <media:keywords>wall of death, crazy car stunt, car stunt, stunts, motorcycly stunt, cars in a tube,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Listen folks... don't try this at home. Here's an accident waiting to happen. Watch this clip as two motorcycles go around in a tube like riding on a sideways race track. Then to make matters worse two cars join in.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/WODCrazyCar.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Hidden Breast Cam</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10554</link>
               <description>As part of an experiment one well endowed women decides to put a camera on her low cut dress to see where men are really looking. The result? Watch and find out.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/hidden-breastcam.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Hidden Breast Cam</media:title>
               <media:keywords>hidden breast cam, breast cam, boobs, boob cam, hidden camera,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>As part of an experiment one well endowed women decides to put a camera on her low cut dress to see where men are really looking. The result? Watch and find out.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/breastcam.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Special Muffins Hospitalize Teachers</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10553</link>
               <description>You wont believe what happens when two high school students decided to bake their teachers a batch of pot laced muffins. The students prank not only got the teachers attention by also the attention of the FBI.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/teachers-specialmuffins.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Special Muffins Hospitalize Teachers</media:title>
               <media:keywords>special muffins hospitalized teachers, pot muffins, special muffins, senior pranks, prank, pranks, stupid humans, fbi,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>You wont believe what happens when two high school students decided to bake their teachers a batch of pot laced muffins. The students prank not only got the teachers attention by also the attention of the FBI.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/specialmuffins.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Water Wipeouts</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10543</link>
               <description>From water-skiing to tubing here are some of the best water wipe-outs surfing the internet. Some will make you laugh and some will make you cringe!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/water-wipeouts.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Water Wipeouts</media:title>
               <media:keywords>water wipeouts, wipeout, wipeouts, water sports, water skiing, water falls, home video, home videos</media:keywords>
               <media:description>From water-skiing to tubing here are some of the best water wipe-outs surfing the internet. Some will make you laugh and some will make you cringe!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/WaterWorks.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Hysterical Bloopers</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10493</link>
               <description>This clip is a collection of shocking mistakes and hysterical bloopers. You can never get enough of sports mishaps, stupid humans, and outrageous goofs.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/histerical-bloopers.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Hysterical Bloopers</media:title>
               <media:keywords>hysterical bloopers, bloopers, funny bloopers, people falling, falling down, crash, people crashing, sports bloopers, sports, animal bloopers, accidents, crashes, crash,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This clip is a collection of shocking mistakes and hysterical bloopers. You can never get enough of sports mishaps, stupid humans, and outrageous goofs.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/HystericalBloopers.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Gymnastics Bloopers</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10431</link>
               <description>Gymnastics requires a lot of strength, agility, and coordination. Here's a short complication of some of the best gymnastics bloopers floating around the internet.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/gymnastic-bloopers.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Gymnastics Bloopers</media:title>
               <media:keywords>gymnastic, gymnastics, gymnast, gymnastics bloopers, bloopers, funny bloopers, balance beam, parallel bars, vault, balance bean bloopers, parallel bars bloopers, vault bloopers</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Gymnastics requires a lot of strength, agility, and coordination. Here's a short complication of some of the best gymnastics bloopers floating around the internet.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/GymnasticBloopers.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>David Blaine Parody - David Comes Back Again</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10418</link>
               <description>Here's a funny parody of David Blaine's famous street magic. Watch as David sets his sights on these two idiots on the street.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/davidblaine-backagain.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>David Blaine Parody - David Comes Back Again</media:title>
               <media:keywords>david blaine, david blaine parody, parody, parodies, david blaine parody - david comes back again, david comes back again, magician, magic, magic show, magic tricks, car tricks, video, videos, home video, home videos, funny parody, funny parodies,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Here's a funny parody of David Blaine's famous street magic. Watch as David sets his sights on these two idiots on the street.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/BlaneParody.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>350 Paintball Rounds to the Chest!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10414</link>
               <description>The guy in this video is not too bright. How smart are you when you let your friends shoot you from about 20 ft. away with paint ball guns? But it does make for a pretty funny video clip.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/350rounds-paintball.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>350 Paintball Rounds to the Chest!</media:title>
               <media:keywords>350 paitball rounds to the chest!, 350 paintball rounds to the chest, paint ball, stupid humans, stupid guy, shot by paint ball, shot by paintball gun, paint ball, paintball, paintball gun, guns, shot, stupid man, stupid guy</media:keywords>
               <media:description>The guy in this video is not too bright. How smart are you when you let your friends shoot you from about 20 ft. away with paint ball guns? But it does make for a pretty funny video clip.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/350ChestRounds.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Go Down Moses - James Lewis Rendition</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10401</link>
               <description>OK folks, if you have not already seen this bizarre performance of Go Down Moses by American Idol contestant, James Lewis, you really have to watch this clip. He sounds like a cross between a cow mooing and a drunk sailor. Hilarious!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/godownmoses-rendition.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Go Down Moses - James Lewis Rendition</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Go down moses, american idol rejects, american idol,live singers, james lewis, james lewis downloads, james lewis on American idol, American Idol, funny tv, jilarious television clips, bloopers,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>OK folks, if you have not already seen this bizarre performance of Go Down Moses by American Idol contestant, James Lewis, you really have to watch this clip. He sounds like a cross between a cow mooing and a drunk sailor. Hilarious!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/americanidolgodownmoses.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Tom Cruise Leaked Scientology Video Pt. 1</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10359</link>
               <description>Here is the video that Scientology doesn't want you to see. Tom Cruise speaks candidly on his controversial religion in a way that's sure to raise eyebrows. <a href="http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10358">Click For Part 2</a></description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/tomcruiserant-part1.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Tom Cruise Leaked Scientology Video Pt. 1</media:title>
               <media:keywords>tom cruise, scientolgoy,ksw, keep scientology, cults, scientologists, scientology videos, l ron hubbard, john travolta, kelly preston, kirstie alley, priscilla presley, beck, leaked scientology videos, religion, scientolgy, tom cruze, battlefield earth,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Here is the video that Scientology doesn't want you to see. Tom Cruise speaks candidly on his controversial religion in a way that's sure to raise eyebrows. <a href="http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10358">Click For Part 2</a></media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/tc2.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Tom Cruise Leaked Scientology Video Pt. 2</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10358</link>
               <description>In pt.2 Tom Cruise continues to explain the virtues of Scientology, what it means to him and other key topics of the religion. You simply must watch this bizarre interview. <a href="http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10359">Click For Part 1</a></description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/tomcruiserant-part2.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Tom Cruise Leaked Scientology Video Pt. 2</media:title>
               <media:keywords>tom cruise, scientolgoy, ksw, keep scientology working, cults, scientologists, scientology videos, l ron hubbard, john travolta, kelly preston, kirstie alley, priscilla presley, beck, leaked scientology videos, religion, scientolgy, tom cruze, battlefield earth,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In pt.2 Tom Cruise continues to explain the virtues of Scientology, what it means to him and other key topics of the religion. You simply must watch this bizarre interview. <a href="http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10359">Click For Part 1</a></media:description>
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               <title>Funny Marshmallow Challenge</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10283</link>
               <description>Eating a marshmallow seems like an easy task right? Well not in this challenge. After you watch this clip you may even want to try this one at home... NOT!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/japanese-marshmellow.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Funny Marshmallow Challenge</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Funny Marshmallow Challenge, funny marshmellow challenge, funny people, funny japanese people, challenges, marshmallows on a string, stupid people,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Eating a marshmallow seems like an easy task right? Well not in this challenge. After you watch this clip you may even want to try this one at home... NOT!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/mallow.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Snowboarder Jumps From Ski Lift</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10244</link>
               <description>A snowboarder was swinging as we were going up the slope, when he smacked into one on the supporting beams. He then manages to grab on with one hand. The lift continued for about 20 seconds until the man could get closer to the ground to jump.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/skilift-jump.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Snowboarder Jumps From Ski Lift</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Ski lifts, ski lift accidents, ski lift downloads, snowboarding, snoboarding accidents, snowboarding downloads, snow boarding mpegs, snow boarding jumps, winter sports, extreme sports, skiing accidents</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A snowboarder was swinging as we were going up the slope, when he smacked into one on the supporting beams. He then manages to grab on with one hand. The lift continued for about 20 seconds until the man could get closer to the ground to jump.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/skiliftjump.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Customer Tackles Robber</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10182</link>
               <description>A robber bit off more than he could chew when he tried to steal the takings from a Columbus, Ohio Dairy Queen, he bumped into a burly corrections officer who tackled him to the ground.  "</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/robber-tackled.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Customer Tackles Robber</media:title>
               <media:keywords>stupid criminals, crime, robbers, thieves, thieves on video, crime on video, criminal videos, live robberies, criminals, news "</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A robber bit off more than he could chew when he tried to steal the takings from a Columbus, Ohio Dairy Queen, he bumped into a burly corrections officer who tackled him to the ground.  "</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/robbertackled.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Man Takes Direct Hit To Nutty Buddy</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=10040</link>
               <description>OK, here is a really weird video clip! A man has his girlfriend aim a fast pitch machine right at his crotch and though he is wearing a cup, is in obvious pain. She laughs as he is bent over in pain.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/nutty-ballhit.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Man Takes Direct Hit To Nutty Buddy</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Nutty buddy, nut buddy, stupid stunts, jackass video clips, jackass, stupid humans, funny video, comedy video, pain, funny pain, baseball to the nuts</media:keywords>
               <media:description>OK, here is a really weird video clip! A man has his girlfriend aim a fast pitch machine right at his crotch and though he is wearing a cup, is in obvious pain. She laughs as he is bent over in pain.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/nuttyballhit.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Cop Tazers Driver After Speeding</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9858</link>
               <description>Canada has outlawed the tazers, but this Utah patrolman goes a bit overboard as he tazers this man in front of his pregnant wife for getting out of the car after receiving a speeding ticket. For those in love with "order", they will love this clip.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/police-taserman.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Cop Tazers Driver After Speeding</media:title>
               <media:keywords>tazer videos, taser videos, police brutality, police videos, speeding tickets, bizarre videos, police, cop videos, hiway videos, highway video clips, news</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Canada has outlawed the tazers, but this Utah patrolman goes a bit overboard as he tazers this man in front of his pregnant wife for getting out of the car after receiving a speeding ticket. For those in love with "order", they will love this clip.</media:description>
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               <title>Weatherman Abruptly Leaves Set To Relieve Himself</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9857</link>
               <description>This is hysterically funny as a TV Weatherman on air starts grabbing his crotch in obvious distress and eventually leaves the set for a refreshing pause...all caught live on air.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/weatherman-bathroom.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Weatherman Abruptly Leaves Set To Relieve Himself</media:title>
               <media:keywords>news bloopers, bloopers, funny news, weather bloopers, news, humorous news, stupid humans, weird news, bizarre news,  "</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This is hysterically funny as a TV Weatherman on air starts grabbing his crotch in obvious distress and eventually leaves the set for a refreshing pause...all caught live on air.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/weatherbathroom.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>It's Ron Bitch</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9827</link>
               <description>In this strange and unusual clip, former porn star Ron Jermy does his best in impersonating Britney Spears in his remake of her single 'Gimme More'.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/itsron-bitch.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>It's Ron Bitch</media:title>
               <media:keywords>it's ron bitch, ron jermy, gimme more, britney spears, porn star, bizarre video, parody, music video parody, funny parody, ron jeremy, music video,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In this strange and unusual clip, former porn star Ron Jermy does his best in impersonating Britney Spears in his remake of her single 'Gimme More'.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/ItsRonBitch.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Surveillance Catches Pervert Taking Upskirt Photos</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9797</link>
               <description>Have you seen this guy on this tape? Check out video surveillance of some creep caught on tape taking a picture up the skirt of a female shopper. Hopfully he was caught outside the store.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/pervert-caught.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Surveillance Catches Pervert Taking Upskirt Photos</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Surveillance Catches Pervert Taking Upskirt Photos, pervert, upskirt, creep, caught on tape video surveillance, store camera, pervert caught,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Have you seen this guy on this tape? Check out video surveillance of some creep caught on tape taking a picture up the skirt of a female shopper. Hopfully he was caught outside the store.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/CaughtPervert.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Fire Spitter Accidentally Sets Own Head On Fire</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9781</link>
               <description>In this bizrre video clip, a guy fills his mouth with gas and tries to spit fire and the stunt backfires when his own hair is lit on fire. Oddly, the cameraman continues filming while his friend burns.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/fire-spitter.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Fire Spitter Accidentally Sets Own Head On Fire</media:title>
               <media:keywords>stupid humans, stupid stunts, accidents, fire accidents, stunts gone bad, bizarre, weird, strange, stupid human videos, stupid stunts on videos</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In this bizrre video clip, a guy fills his mouth with gas and tries to spit fire and the stunt backfires when his own hair is lit on fire. Oddly, the cameraman continues filming while his friend burns.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/firespit.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Man With a Tail!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9745</link>
               <description>If it's not strange enough to see someone that was born with a tail, but this female reporter seems to enjoy touching it.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/manwith-tail.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Man With a Tail!</media:title>
               <media:keywords>man with a tail, man with tail clip, man with tail video clip, bizarre human, bizarre humans, weird, strange, strange video, weird video, strange clip, weird clip, fucking weird, weird strange bizarre,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>If it's not strange enough to see someone that was born with a tail, but this female reporter seems to enjoy touching it.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/ManWithTail.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Lucky SOB's</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9737</link>
               <description>In this clip, watch a few luckily SOB's as they have some pretty close calls with automobiles and even one with a fast moving train. Pretty amazing that no one was killed.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/lucky-accidents.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Lucky SOB's</media:title>
               <media:keywords>lucky sob's, lucky sons of bitches, luck, close calls, caught on tape, accidents, accident, car crash, speeding train, ouch, lucky people</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In this clip, watch a few luckily SOB's as they have some pretty close calls with automobiles and even one with a fast moving train. Pretty amazing that no one was killed.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/luckysob.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Hilarious Bloopers Pt.3</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9668</link>
               <description>A blooper usually describes a short sequence of a film or video production which contains a mistakes or mishaps. And that is exactly what this clip is. Enjoy Part 3 of these hilarious bloopers!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/funny-bloops3.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Hilarious Bloopers Pt.3</media:title>
               <media:keywords>bloopers, hilarious bloopers pt.2, hilarious bloopers part two, sports bloopers, funny bloopers, funny sports bloopers, soccer, football, college football game, errors, stupid humans, oops, bloop, doh, louis armstrong, boxing, knock out, baseball, golf, mishaps,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A blooper usually describes a short sequence of a film or video production which contains a mistakes or mishaps. And that is exactly what this clip is. Enjoy Part 3 of these hilarious bloopers!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/fubloop3.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Hilarious Bloopers Pt.2</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9652</link>
               <description>A blooper usually describes a short sequence of a film or video production which contains mistakes or mishaps. And that is exactly what this clip is. Enjoy!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/funny-bloops2.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Hilarious Bloopers Pt.2</media:title>
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               <media:description>A blooper usually describes a short sequence of a film or video production which contains mistakes or mishaps. And that is exactly what this clip is. Enjoy!</media:description>
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               <title>Hilarious Bloopers Pt.1</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9640</link>
               <description>Whether it is soccer or boxing, sporting events are always a source of some pretty funny bloopers. In this clip watch a compellation of some pretty funny mishaps.</description>
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               <media:title>Hilarious Bloopers Pt.1</media:title>
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               <media:description>Whether it is soccer or boxing, sporting events are always a source of some pretty funny bloopers. In this clip watch a compellation of some pretty funny mishaps.</media:description>
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               <title>Zombies Protest For Brains!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9569</link>
               <description>In this bizarrre and unusual clip a group of 'zombies' protest for brains. Im not really sure what the point of this is, but enjoy!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/zombies-protest.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Zombies Protest For Brains!</media:title>
               <media:keywords>zobies, protest, zombies, zombies portest for brains!, brains, stupid humans, stupid clip, zombie, halloween, protest,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In this bizarrre and unusual clip a group of 'zombies' protest for brains. Im not really sure what the point of this is, but enjoy!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/ZombieProtest.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Dog the Bounty Hunter Racist Rant</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9563</link>
               <description>It's the video everyone is talking about. Dog the bounty hunter tells his son Tucker what he thinks about black people and his son's girlfriend who is black. Dog the Bounty Hunter show SUSPENDED.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/dog-rant.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Dog the Bounty Hunter Racist Rant</media:title>
               <media:keywords>dog the bounty hunter, duane dog chapman, duane chapman rant, duane chapman suspended, duane chapman video, duane chapman racial tirade, duane chapman slur, dog slur, racist, using the n word, black stereotypes, racist rants, celebrities caught, racism """""</media:keywords>
               <media:description>It's the video everyone is talking about. Dog the bounty hunter tells his son Tucker what he thinks about black people and his son's girlfriend who is black. Dog the Bounty Hunter show SUSPENDED.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/dogrant.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Cheerleader Run Over By Football Team</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9553</link>
               <description>More people are injured cheerleading than playing football, but here is a freak accident as a cheerleader gets injured when the team runs on the field breaking the paper banner at the beginning of the game.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/cheer-trample.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Cheerleader Run Over By Football Team</media:title>
               <media:keywords>cheerleaders, cheerleading, football, football videos, accidents, stupid humans, sports, sports videos, cheerleading accidents, cheerleading injuries</media:keywords>
               <media:description>More people are injured cheerleading than playing football, but here is a freak accident as a cheerleader gets injured when the team runs on the field breaking the paper banner at the beginning of the game.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/cheerrunover.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Leave Iggy Alone!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9551</link>
               <description>After Ellen made an appeal to a dog rescue to return Iggy to his owners, parodies of her plea hit the internet. This is one of the funnier parodies that hit the net.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/leaveiggy-alone.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Leave Iggy Alone!</media:title>
               <media:keywords>ellen, iggy, chris crocker, leave iggy alone, leave iggy alone!, dog, plea, parody, ellen parody, chris crocker parody, stupid humans, "</media:keywords>
               <media:description>After Ellen made an appeal to a dog rescue to return Iggy to his owners, parodies of her plea hit the internet. This is one of the funnier parodies that hit the net.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/LeaveIggyAlone.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Chris Crocker Talks to Jimmy Kimmel VIA internet</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9466</link>
               <description>Chris Crocker, following up on his tearful defense of Britney Spears on YouTube, is interviewed by Jimmy Kimmel in this clip. Is it me or is this guy a nut case?</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/chriscrocker-jimmykimmel1.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Chris Crocker Talks to Jimmy Kimmel VIA internet</media:title>
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               <media:description>Chris Crocker, following up on his tearful defense of Britney Spears on YouTube, is interviewed by Jimmy Kimmel in this clip. Is it me or is this guy a nut case?</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/ChrisJimmy1.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>British Administer LSD To Troops In Experiment</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9434</link>
               <description>In both US and British armies, the effects of mind altering drugs were studied and filmed. Here is a short video clip that shows the British soldiers inability to function while tripping on LSD.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/lsd-test.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>British Administer LSD To Troops In Experiment</media:title>
               <media:keywords>human experiments, lsd experiments, military experiments, human guinea pigs, war, war videos, sixties experiments, 60s experiments, british experiments</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In both US and British armies, the effects of mind altering drugs were studied and filmed. Here is a short video clip that shows the British soldiers inability to function while tripping on LSD.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/lsdtest.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Elderly Woman Crashes Into A Computer Store</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9395</link>
               <description>In this in-store video, we witness an elderly woman who lost control of her car and drove into a computer store, crashing into several aisles of products. Miraculously, no person was hurt.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/carcrash-store.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Elderly Woman Crashes Into A Computer Store</media:title>
               <media:keywords>car accidents, accidents, car accident videos, car accident downloads, car accident mpegs, car crash, crash videos</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In this in-store video, we witness an elderly woman who lost control of her car and drove into a computer store, crashing into several aisles of products. Miraculously, no person was hurt.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/carcrash.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Americans Confront Mexican Protesters</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9379</link>
               <description>During a rally to demand the pardon of border agents and a deputy sheriff wrongly convicted, AmericanResolve and another rallier confront two Mexican extremists supporting the communist/anti-American group, A.N.S.W.E.R.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/americansconfront-mexicans.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Americans Confront Mexican Protesters</media:title>
               <media:keywords>americans confront mexican protesters, protesters, america, mexico, mexicans, americans, stupid humans, fighiting, protest, race, racist, boarder relations, "</media:keywords>
               <media:description>During a rally to demand the pardon of border agents and a deputy sheriff wrongly convicted, AmericanResolve and another rallier confront two Mexican extremists supporting the communist/anti-American group, A.N.S.W.E.R.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/ConfrontProtest.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Hillbilly Fishing</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9338</link>
               <description>There is nothing that is more fun than fishing for giant catfish with your bare hands. These guys really know how to have a good time down by the river. Did you ever see 'Deliverance'?</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/hillbillie-fishing.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Hillbilly Fishing</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Hillbilly Fishing, Hillbilly, Fishing, catfish, Deliverance, river, bare hands, barehands, rednecks, you might be a redneck, fish, "</media:keywords>
               <media:description>There is nothing that is more fun than fishing for giant catfish with your bare hands. These guys really know how to have a good time down by the river. Did you ever see 'Deliverance'?</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/HillBillieFishing.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Great College Prank</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9334</link>
               <description>This is an elaborate prank featuring over 800 unsuspecting fans at a college game. Someone got to their computer generated card section with hilarious results.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/wesuck-prank.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Great College Prank</media:title>
               <media:keywords>college pranks, student prank, football game prank, cheering section prank, video prank, stadium prank</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This is an elaborate prank featuring over 800 unsuspecting fans at a college game. Someone got to their computer generated card section with hilarious results.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/wesuck.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Bungee Jumping Granny</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9331</link>
               <description>Every year, this elderly granny heads to the amusement park to practice her ritual of bungee jumping. Watch her and hear her interview. You are only as old as you feel.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bungie-granny.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Bungee Jumping Granny</media:title>
               <media:keywords>elderly, grandmothers, grannies, granny, bungee jumping, bunjee jumping, stunts, grandmothers on video "</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Every year, this elderly granny heads to the amusement park to practice her ritual of bungee jumping. Watch her and hear her interview. You are only as old as you feel.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bungeegram.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Biker Crash in Taiwan</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9314</link>
               <description>This is one of the most dramatic motorcycle crashes ever captured on video. Watch this surveillence tape and keep your eye on the right-hand side of your screen for the rider who decided not to wait for the light.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/biker-crashtaiwan.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Biker Crash in Taiwan</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Biker Crash in Taiwan, crash, motorcycle, motorcycle crash, Taiwan, extreme, extreme crashes, dramatic motorcycle crashes, hurt, pain, vehicle crashes, smashes, injuries,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This is one of the most dramatic motorcycle crashes ever captured on video. Watch this surveillence tape and keep your eye on the right-hand side of your screen for the rider who decided not to wait for the light.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/Biker.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Hillbillies on Cops</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9296</link>
               <description>Who says socio-economic background doesn't influence behavior patterns? In this scene from 'Cops' Johnny Law is called to settle a domestic dispute involving battery with a box of baby wipes. And the drama ensues.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/hillbillies-cops.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Hillbillies on Cops</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Hillbillies on Cops, Law Enforcement, Reality TV, Television, Caught On Tape, Caught On Film, Redneck, Assault, resisting police, police video, resisting arrest, arrest footage, cops on video, police videos, funny police videos, funny police videos,"</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Who says socio-economic background doesn't influence behavior patterns? In this scene from 'Cops' Johnny Law is called to settle a domestic dispute involving battery with a box of baby wipes. And the drama ensues.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/HillBillyCops.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>SNL Takes On Larry Craig</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9268</link>
               <description>Senator Larry Craig has decided not to resign, so SNL decided to do a blistering segment on the gay Senator who has an anti-gay record. This is news and we cannot decide whether to laugh or be sad. You decide.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/craig-snl.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>SNL Takes On Larry Craig</media:title>
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               <media:description>Senator Larry Craig has decided not to resign, so SNL decided to do a blistering segment on the gay Senator who has an anti-gay record. This is news and we cannot decide whether to laugh or be sad. You decide.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/reallycraig.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Girl Flips Through Basketball Hoop</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9239</link>
               <description>This had to take a lot of practice or just a lot of stupidity. Watch as a group of guys try to flip a girl through a basketball hoop.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/hoop-girl.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Girl Flips Through Basketball Hoop</media:title>
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               <media:description>This had to take a lot of practice or just a lot of stupidity. Watch as a group of guys try to flip a girl through a basketball hoop.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/hoopb.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Helicopter Crashes Into Sea</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9218</link>
               <description>A helicopter tries to land on an aircraft carrier and misjudges the landing area. It crashes into the sea and sinks with a horrified cameraman shooting the tragic event. We do not know if any survived the crash.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/chopper-water.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Helicopter Crashes Into Sea</media:title>
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               <media:description>A helicopter tries to land on an aircraft carrier and misjudges the landing area. It crashes into the sea and sinks with a horrified cameraman shooting the tragic event. We do not know if any survived the crash.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/chopperwater.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Stunt Man Sets Self On Fire And Almost Dies - Warning</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9208</link>
               <description>A monumentally stupid stunt gone bad. A man tries this stunt before being arrested after the cops showed up. The problem was that the fire extinguishers had not yet arrived and he almost burned to death.  Warning- not for the squeamish.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/man-fire.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Stunt Man Sets Self On Fire And Almost Dies - Warning</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Stunts, stunt videos, fire stunts, stupid stunts, tragic stunts, stupid humans, accidents, stunts gone wrong""""</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A monumentally stupid stunt gone bad. A man tries this stunt before being arrested after the cops showed up. The problem was that the fire extinguishers had not yet arrived and he almost burned to death.  Warning- not for the squeamish.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/manonfire.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Professional Belly Flopper - Big Jump</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9176</link>
               <description>From Japanese television, this crazy guy attempts to do a belly flop from 35 feet into a pool that is just 1 meter deep. Watch the madness!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/professional-bellyfloper.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Professional Belly Flopper - Big Jump</media:title>
               <media:keywords>japan, japanese tv, japanese telvision, japanese game shows, japanese game show, belly flop, belly flopper, big jump, professional belly flopper, professional belly flopper - big jump, high dive, japanese belly flop,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>From Japanese television, this crazy guy attempts to do a belly flop from 35 feet into a pool that is just 1 meter deep. Watch the madness!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/BellyFlop.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Seth Green - Leave Chris Alone!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9170</link>
               <description>By now you are probably familiar with Chris Crocker, the out of control Britney Spears fan. In this clip, actor Seth Green does an excellent parody of the internet wacko.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/sethgreen-leavechrisalone.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Seth Green - Leave Chris Alone!</media:title>
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               <media:description>By now you are probably familiar with Chris Crocker, the out of control Britney Spears fan. In this clip, actor Seth Green does an excellent parody of the internet wacko.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/SethAlone.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9164</link>
               <description>Here's another one of those Internet videos that has everyone talking. Tay Zonday has a booming voice (yes that is HIS voice) that comes out of his little body. Here he sings about Chocolate Rain, a metaphor for racism.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/choclaterain-song.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Tay Zonday, Video,  Music,  Song,  Voice, Sexy,  Funny, American Idol, Pop,  Barry White, Paul Robeson. Chocolate Rain, jimmy kimmel, internet stars, chocolate rain video, chocolate rain music video, tay zondey, john mayer chocolate rain"""""</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Here's another one of those Internet videos that has everyone talking. Tay Zonday has a booming voice (yes that is HIS voice) that comes out of his little body. Here he sings about Chocolate Rain, a metaphor for racism.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/chorain.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Bull Gets Loose in Bull Fight</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9158</link>
               <description>This is one scary video. At a bull fight in Mexico City this 1000 pound bull comes out into the ring and jumps right into the crowd. Spectators scatter for their lives!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bull-getslose.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Bull Gets Loose in Bull Fight</media:title>
               <media:keywords>bull gets loose in bull fight, bull, bulls, bull fight, bull fights, bull fighting, bullfighting, matadores, matadores, injuries from bullfighting, injuries from bull fights, "</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This is one scary video. At a bull fight in Mexico City this 1000 pound bull comes out into the ring and jumps right into the crowd. Spectators scatter for their lives!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/BullGetsLoose.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Streakers Caught on Tape At Football Game</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9156</link>
               <description>Watch out as streakers take the field in the annual Calgary Stampeders vs Edmonton Eskimos game. Usually you only see one crazy fan attempt this, at this game they had three.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/canadian-streakers.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Streakers Caught on Tape At Football Game</media:title>
               <media:keywords>canadians streaking at a football game, football, streakers, streaking, naked fans, fans, crazy fans, football game, canadians, funny fans, funny clip, game clips, caught on tape, stupid humans, """</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Watch out as streakers take the field in the annual Calgary Stampeders vs Edmonton Eskimos game. Usually you only see one crazy fan attempt this, at this game they had three.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/CanadianStreak.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Demolition Derby Soccer</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9154</link>
               <description>In this clip, find out what happens when you take a group of demoltion derby drivers and give them a soccer ball. A little game of auto-soccer breaks out.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/destructiondurby-soccer.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Demolition Derby Soccer</media:title>
               <media:keywords>destruction durby soccer, demolition durby, soccer, car soccer, car crashes, cars playing soccer, extreme, car crash, stupid humans, demo durby, car soccer, auto soccer, ""</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In this clip, find out what happens when you take a group of demoltion derby drivers and give them a soccer ball. A little game of auto-soccer breaks out.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/DestructionSoccer.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Man Dies Hit By A Train : Warning</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9144</link>
               <description>In a bizarre video caught by a surveilance camera, a man tried to save 30 seconds and simply did not make it and was run over by a train. One wonders what could have been on his mind to try to do this, or was it suicide?</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/train-shortcut.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Man Dies Hit By A Train : Warning</media:title>
               <media:keywords>train accidents, accidents, train disaster, tragedy, train tragedy, man run over, strange news, bizarre news, sydney australia, suicide, suicide on video """""</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In a bizarre video caught by a surveilance camera, a man tried to save 30 seconds and simply did not make it and was run over by a train. One wonders what could have been on his mind to try to do this, or was it suicide?</media:description>
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               <title>How To Make Something Safe-For-Work</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9117</link>
               <description>Follow this cartoonist draw in time lapse videography as he starts by draqing various not safe for work drawings and turns them into funny, safe drawings before our eyes. Talented guy!</description>
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               <media:title>How To Make Something Safe-For-Work</media:title>
               <media:keywords>cartoon drawing, drawings, art, artists drawing, artist videos, cartoon videos, animation, funny videos, safe for work, phallic drawings, cool videos"""</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Follow this cartoonist draw in time lapse videography as he starts by draqing various not safe for work drawings and turns them into funny, safe drawings before our eyes. Talented guy!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/dirtydraw.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Crazed Britney Fan Singing Gimme More</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9025</link>
               <description>Just when you thought things couldn't get stranger about this Britney fan comes this video of Chris Corker singing 'Gimme More'. How about NO MORE.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/chriscrocker-singing.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Crazed Britney Fan Singing Gimme More</media:title>
               <media:keywords>chris crocker, crocker,  britney spears, perez hilton, britney haters, vma performance 07, leave britney alone, britney fan tirade, britney fan video, britney fan tirade on video, leave britney alone video, bizarre videos, gimme more, crazed britney fan videos""""</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Just when you thought things couldn't get stranger about this Britney fan comes this video of Chris Corker singing 'Gimme More'. How about NO MORE.</media:description>
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               <title>Britney Spears VMA 2007 Uncensored Version</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=9024</link>
               <description>National Lampoon has uncovered the full extent of Britney Spears' bomb of a comeback attempt performing 'Gimme More' at the MTV 2007 VMA'S. Watch Britney bomb one more time in all her horrific glory.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/britney-nartlam.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Britney Spears VMA 2007 Uncensored Version</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Britney Spears VMA 2007 Uncensored Version, funny parody, parodies, vma, video music awards, national lampoons, national lampoons videp, britney spears, bad performance, bad music, stupid humans, "</media:keywords>
               <media:description>National Lampoon has uncovered the full extent of Britney Spears' bomb of a comeback attempt performing 'Gimme More' at the MTV 2007 VMA'S. Watch Britney bomb one more time in all her horrific glory.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/natlamp.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Fishing With Tom - Put the Fish in My Pants</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8904</link>
               <description>In this clip, Tom and his buddy go fishing. Tom thinks it is a good idea to keep the fish they catch in his pants. Clearly Tom is an idiot. Enjoy!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/fishing-tom.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Fishing With Tom - Put the Fish in My Pants</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Fishing With Tom - Put the Fish in My Pants, fish in pants, tom fishing, fishing, sport fishing, red snapper, dumb clip, stupid humans, stupid clip, dumb, "</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In this clip, Tom and his buddy go fishing. Tom thinks it is a good idea to keep the fish they catch in his pants. Clearly Tom is an idiot. Enjoy!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/FishingTom.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Brokeback Bathroom Reenactment</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8874</link>
               <description>Take one male politician, put him in a bathroom, have him solicit sex from the guy next to him and what do you get? This is so weird, you could not make it up. Another Republican seeking a homo haven...</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/brokeback-news.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Brokeback Bathroom Reenactment</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Senator Craig, sex scandal, senator craig sex scandal, senator arrested, reeactment of sex scandal, republican politics, political satire</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Take one male politician, put him in a bathroom, have him solicit sex from the guy next to him and what do you get? This is so weird, you could not make it up. Another Republican seeking a homo haven...</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/brokeback.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Topless Police Tazer Training</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8856</link>
               <description>As part of training, this cadet class had to take off their shirts and be tazed from 10 feet away. They luckily had a minder to help them fall to the ground. This looked intense.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/topless-tazer.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Topless Police Tazer Training</media:title>
               <media:keywords>tazers, tazer videos, police tazers, tazer training, taser training, taser video clips, police videos, police video clips, police training exercises</media:keywords>
               <media:description>As part of training, this cadet class had to take off their shirts and be tazed from 10 feet away. They luckily had a minder to help them fall to the ground. This looked intense.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/tazertopless.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Giuliani - Real Balls</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8821</link>
               <description>In a magnificently hilarious send up of a political commercial, listen to this faux campaign commercial for Presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani that covers his 'luck' and 'immigration reform'. If you are not laughing, your funny bone is stuck!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/rudy-balls.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Giuliani - Real Balls</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Political humor, political satire, politics, rudy giuliani, giuliani, republican politics, campaign commercials, republican videos, funny videos""</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In a magnificently hilarious send up of a political commercial, listen to this faux campaign commercial for Presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani that covers his 'luck' and 'immigration reform'. If you are not laughing, your funny bone is stuck!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/rudyballs.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Actor Playing Helen Keller Falls Off Stage</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8819</link>
               <description>In a wild performance on stage, a woman portraying the deaf and blind Helen Keller took her role too seriously and wandered off the stage, crashing to the floor.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/helenkeller-falloffstage.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Actor Playing Helen Keller Falls Off Stage</media:title>
               <media:keywords>accidents, accidents on video, helen keller, hellen keller performance, plays, theater, theater performance, broadway, broadway performance, "</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In a wild performance on stage, a woman portraying the deaf and blind Helen Keller took her role too seriously and wandered off the stage, crashing to the floor.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/helenfall.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Dog Attacks Armed Robber</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8687</link>
               <description>An armed robber reached over a counter and a trained dog grabs his arm with his teeth, causing him to drop the gun. Then the owner picks up the dog and unleashes him on the fleeing robber. Cool!</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/armedrobber-dog.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Dog Attacks Armed Robber</media:title>
               <media:keywords>armed robbery, armed robbers, robbers caught on video, thieves, thieves on video, store surveilance, stupid criminals, stupid humans, store robbery, crime, criminals on video, criminal video clips"</media:keywords>
               <media:description>An armed robber reached over a counter and a trained dog grabs his arm with his teeth, causing him to drop the gun. Then the owner picks up the dog and unleashes him on the fleeing robber. Cool!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/dogrob.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Hit and Run - Motorcyclist</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8601</link>
               <description>After watching this clip you will wonder how the guy on the motorcycle made it through. I hope he will think twice about leading the police on a high speed chase again.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/hitandrun-motorcycle.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Hit and Run - Motorcyclist</media:title>
               <media:keywords>hit and run motorcyclist, motorcycle crash, hit and run, hit n run, crash, caught on tape, stupid humans</media:keywords>
               <media:description>After watching this clip you will wonder how the guy on the motorcycle made it through. I hope he will think twice about leading the police on a high speed chase again.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/HitAndRunMotor.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Faith Hill - Hands Off My Man's Balls!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8598</link>
               <description>One thing you should never, ever do is try to cop a feel on Tim McGraw lest you want to get his wife Faith Hill after you. Check out Faith berating a fan for doing just that.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/faithhill-timsballs.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Faith Hill - Hands Off My Man's Balls!</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Faith Hill hands of tims balls, hands of my mans balls, faith hill gets pissed, faith hill gets angry, faith hill yells at fan, tim mcgraw, faith hill, country star pissed, faith and tim, faith hill concert, faith hill mad, soul 2 soul, soul2soul,"""""""</media:keywords>
               <media:description>One thing you should never, ever do is try to cop a feel on Tim McGraw lest you want to get his wife Faith Hill after you. Check out Faith berating a fan for doing just that.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/faithtim.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Captain and Tennille - Ron Howard Sings… Well He Tries</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8578</link>
               <description>This is painful to watch. Ron Howard tries to sing and dance in this clip from the Captain &amp; Tennille TV show. Did Ron turn to directing because he couldn't get hired after everyone saw this?</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/captenn-thehopron.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Captain and Tennille - Ron Howard Sings… Well He Tries</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Ron Howard, ron howard singing, ron howard on Captain and tennille, ron howard singing and dancing, richie cunningham, opie, opie taylor, Captain &amp; Tennille, Captain and Tennille, Captain and tenille, captain &amp; tenille, daryl dragon, toni tennille, toni tenille, darryl dragon, love will keep us together, captain and tennille music videos, songs of joy, captain and tennille tv show, "</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This is painful to watch. Ron Howard tries to sing and dance in this clip from the Captain &amp; Tennille TV show. Did Ron turn to directing because he couldn't get hired after everyone saw this?</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/CaptenRon.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Man Glides Over Snow Peak</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8487</link>
               <description>In this awesome video, a man in a batman-like suit jumps from a helicopter and glides within 1000 feet of the snow peaks before pulling his shoot. Extreme skydiving at its best.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/flying-human.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Man Glides Over Snow Peak</media:title>
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               <media:description>In this awesome video, a man in a batman-like suit jumps from a helicopter and glides within 1000 feet of the snow peaks before pulling his shoot. Extreme skydiving at its best.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/humanglider.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Big Guy Gets Tazered</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8470</link>
               <description>In this video clip, a police tazer a big guy and he drops like a rock. Afterwards, they demanded he put his hands behind his back as he was rolling around in obvious pain.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bigguy-tasered.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Big Guy Gets Tazered</media:title>
               <media:keywords>police videos, police, police video clips, police tazer man, police taser man, police force, police on patrol, police caught on video, tazer videos, taser videos, tazer video clips, taser video clips "</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In this video clip, a police tazer a big guy and he drops like a rock. Afterwards, they demanded he put his hands behind his back as he was rolling around in obvious pain.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/bigtaser.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Man Flies 193 Miles In Lawn Chair</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8422</link>
               <description>Check this out. A man tied 105 balloons to his lawn chair and went to 12,000 feet. He landed in a farmer's field after shooting the balloons with a BB gun.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/balloon-man.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Man Flies 193 Miles In Lawn Chair</media:title>
               <media:keywords>stunt flying, flying, flying videos, flying lawn chair, stunt flying videos, strange stunts, bizarre stunts, weird stunts, extreme stunts"</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Check this out. A man tied 105 balloons to his lawn chair and went to 12,000 feet. He landed in a farmer's field after shooting the balloons with a BB gun.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/balloonman.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
          </item>
          <item>
               <title>Stupid Americans: 9/11</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8411</link>
               <description>September 11, 2001 is a date in history that most American's will never forget. The tragedy that occurred shocked the entire nation, but there are a few people that seem to have forget a few details about that day.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/stupid-americans.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Stupid Americans: 9/11</media:title>
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               <media:description>September 11, 2001 is a date in history that most American's will never forget. The tragedy that occurred shocked the entire nation, but there are a few people that seem to have forget a few details about that day.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/stupam.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Kobayashi Loses Hot Dog Eating Contest</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8372</link>
               <description>The greatest eating machine of all time, Kobayashi, was unseated at the 2007 Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. Here is the video of this historic moment.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/kobayashi-loses.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Kobayashi Loses Hot Dog Eating Contest</media:title>
               <media:keywords>kobayashi videos, extreme eating, Nathan's hot dog eating contests, eating contests, eating contest videos, extreme eating videos""</media:keywords>
               <media:description>The greatest eating machine of all time, Kobayashi, was unseated at the 2007 Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. Here is the video of this historic moment.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/kobaylos.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Businessman Melts Down In Hotel Lobby</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8262</link>
               <description>With video cameras everywhere, we catch many odd moments on camera. A businessman has a problem and literally goes insane in the hotel lobby. He becomes a danger to others and himself.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/bussinessman-meltdown.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Businessman Melts Down In Hotel Lobby</media:title>
               <media:keywords>strange behavior, odd behavior, crazy behavior, insane behavior, stupid humans, crazy videos, odd moments, crazy moments, bizarre moments, bizarre behavior, temper tantrums, tantrums, tantrums on video, craziness on video, insane video clips"</media:keywords>
               <media:description>With video cameras everywhere, we catch many odd moments on camera. A businessman has a problem and literally goes insane in the hotel lobby. He becomes a danger to others and himself.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/manmeltdown.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Drivers Attacked By Teens After Juneteenth in Milwaukee</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8261</link>
               <description>To mark the anniversary of the end of slavery, Milwaukee throws a big bash for teens called</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/junemil.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Drivers Attacked By Teens After Juneteenth in Milwaukee</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Riots, riots on video, teen riots, juneteenth, juneteenth riot on video, teens versus police, police quell riots, juneteenth video clips, juneteenth slavery celebration, teenage riots, teen age riots, teenager violence, street violence, milwaukee violence, milwaukee, wisconisn, end of slavery"</media:keywords>
               <media:description>To mark the anniversary of the end of slavery, Milwaukee throws a big bash for teens called</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/junemil.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Paris Hilton In Jail Music Video</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8255</link>
               <description>The video, which was directed by Allan Murray and Sean Haines, features a Hilton look-a-like singing about her difficulties to a reggae rip-off of Modest Mouse's 'Float On.'</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/parishilton-jailsong.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Paris Hilton In Jail Music Video</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Paris Hilton jail music video, paris Hilton, paris Hilton music video, paris in jail, parody, Allan Murray, Sean Haines, paris, stupid humans, paris hilton goes to jail, celebrities, """</media:keywords>
               <media:description>The video, which was directed by Allan Murray and Sean Haines, features a Hilton look-a-like singing about her difficulties to a reggae rip-off of Modest Mouse's 'Float On.'</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/jailpairs.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>College Phone Book Prank</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8222</link>
               <description>There is a time and a place for everything, and that time and place is college. Why study when you can spend an entire day tearing up 60 phone books and filling some poor victim's entire dorm room with shredded paper?</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/collegephonebookprank.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>College Phone Book Prank</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Jokes, Joke, Spoofs, Spoof, Gag, Comedy, Humor, Sketch, Skit, Stupid Human Tricks, Stunts, Gags, Jackass, Stupid Humans, Stupid Stunts, Stunts, Pranks, Offbeat, Off Beat, This n That, funny clips, tv clips, humor video, humor videos, Funny Prank, Practical Jokes, College Humor, Phone Book Prank, "</media:keywords>
               <media:description>There is a time and a place for everything, and that time and place is college. Why study when you can spend an entire day tearing up 60 phone books and filling some poor victim's entire dorm room with shredded paper?</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/collphonebook.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Kite Surfer Gets Carried Away?</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8141</link>
               <description>When I first viewed this, I did not know if it was real as a 'kite surfer' is hopping waves and having a care free time. Then a low flying jet seemingly whisks him away. I viewed it several times. Do you think it is real?</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/kite-surfer.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Kite Surfer Gets Carried Away?</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Kite surfing, surfing, kites, extreme sports, extreme sports videos, ocean sports, ocean sports videos, wave hopping, kite surfing waves, sea sports, dangerous sports tv, surf, surfer, surf</media:keywords>
               <media:description>When I first viewed this, I did not know if it was real as a 'kite surfer' is hopping waves and having a care free time. Then a low flying jet seemingly whisks him away. I viewed it several times. Do you think it is real?</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/kitesurf.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>America's Got Talent - World's Oldest Stripper</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8134</link>
               <description>Some things just don't need to be seen on television and this is one of them. From the hit television show America's Got Talent, watch the world's oldest stripper try to make his way to the finals.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/oldest-stripper.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>America's Got Talent - World's Oldest Stripper</media:title>
               <media:keywords>worlds oldest stripper, america's got talent, americas got talent - worlds oldest stripper, tv show, david hasselhoff, old stripper, dirty old man, gross old man, strippers, old strippers, stupdi humans, tv, """"""""</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Some things just don't need to be seen on television and this is one of them. From the hit television show America's Got Talent, watch the world's oldest stripper try to make his way to the finals.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/oldeststrip.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Police Chase - Dog Take Down</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8118</link>
               <description>In this clip, watch as police keep their guns put away and use a K-9 to help take down a suspect. The clip is shot from a helicopter giving you an interesting look at the situation.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/policechase-dogtakedown.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Police Chase - Dog Take Down</media:title>
               <media:keywords>police chase, dog take down, suspect, police, dogs, police dogs, chase, stupid humans, caught on tape, helicopter, chasing a suspect,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In this clip, watch as police keep their guns put away and use a K-9 to help take down a suspect. The clip is shot from a helicopter giving you an interesting look at the situation.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/podog.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Paris Hilton On Probation and House Detention</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8111</link>
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               <title>Hot Air Balloon Crashes</title>
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               <description>At a festival in Mexico, dozens of hot air balloons festooned the sky and one of them sparng a huge hole and tumbled to the ground in a horrific crash.</description>
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               <title>Paris Hilton - Out For A Walk</title>
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               <description>Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis, a oil-heir, were out on the town when the paparazzi caught up with them. See what nasty things Brandon had to say about Lindsay Lohan as Paris laughs about his comments.</description>
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               <title>The Emo Song</title>
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               <title>Funny Falls From Boats</title>
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               <description>Boats can be tricky. If you push one way they tend to go the other, and if you are not very sure footed you could easily end up in the drink like most of the poor souls in this hilarious collection of amateur videos.</description>
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               <media:description>Boats can be tricky. If you push one way they tend to go the other, and if you are not very sure footed you could easily end up in the drink like most of the poor souls in this hilarious collection of amateur videos.</media:description>
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               <title>Domestic Disupte: Never Marry A Woman Bigger Than You</title>
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               <description>What do you get when you mix a large woman wearing spandex, a guy who wont fight back, and some one with a video camera? You get this clip... Watch and see what happens.</description>
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               <title>Karate Board Breaking Gone Wrong</title>
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               <description>Watch this karate display as a black belt demonstrates the proper technique of breaking boards with a poweful karate kick. The board holder catches the splintered board all over his face.</description>
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               <title>Jackass For Kids</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=8008</link>
               <description>This is a very funny video compilation of toddlers in less than graceful moments. If you are not laughing by the end of this video clip, check your pulse because you just might be dead.</description>
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               <media:description>This is a very funny video compilation of toddlers in less than graceful moments. If you are not laughing by the end of this video clip, check your pulse because you just might be dead.</media:description>
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               <title>Driving Stunt Averts Disaster</title>
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               <description>This is an awesome video. A driver attempts to drive up a steep hill and doesn't quite make it to the top. He begins to roll and averts disaster with luck and good driving skills.</description>
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               <title>Arrested Woman Tries To Steal Cop Car</title>
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               <description>In a bizarre incident, a woman was arrested and placed in the back of a cop car. He left her there only to find her crawling into the front seat and starting to take off with his car. She was apprehended before getting away.</description>
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               <title>Officer Steals Marijuana And Bakes Brownies</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7881</link>
               <description>A police officer calls 911 and asks for an ambulance after injesting pot-laced brownies. He stole the pot from a bust and baked the brownies with his wife. He was convinced they were dying because 'time was going so slow.'</description>
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               <title>BBC Reporter Losing It On Camera While Investigating Scientology</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7880</link>
               <description>While doing an expose on Scientology, BBC reporter John Sweeney flips out and starts screaming at his handler. Sweeney was doing a documentary and the Scientologists followed him around with their own cameramen to catch him not at his finest.</description>
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               <media:description>While doing an expose on Scientology, BBC reporter John Sweeney flips out and starts screaming at his handler. Sweeney was doing a documentary and the Scientologists followed him around with their own cameramen to catch him not at his finest.</media:description>
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               <title>Passenger With Blue Angels Passes Out</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7777</link>
               <description>A man takes a ride with the legendary Blue Angels and the pilot decided to pull a 7.5 G force maneuver. There was a video camera on the passenger all the time and we witness him passing out with his head flopping.</description>
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               <title>Foreign Talk Show Host Loses His Job</title>
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               <description>A foreign talk show host lost his job after this interview. He was interviewing a couple and the guest's unusual voice does him in and he cannot stop his fits of laughter. I could not understand a word of this, but it was hilarouis anyway.</description>
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               <title>Indian Tries To Break Snake World Record</title>
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               <description>This man from India attempts to break a world record of inserting more snakes through his nostrils than any person in recorded history. Left unsaid was ...why? This is really a weird video clip.</description>
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               <title>I Need A Babmulance - Hilarious  Emergency Phone Call</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7763</link>
               <description>This has to be the most hilarious 9-11 call ever made as a driver calls for a 'babmulance'. This call is laced with vulgarity but somehow it does not seem offensive as the call continues for 2 minutes. Warning - Language</description>
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               <title>Japanese Game Show - Just Don't Laugh</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7760</link>
               <description>A very strange, but hilarious Japanese game show features men watching funny clips and if they laugh, they must get on all fours and get their backside paddled. Make sure you see the clip of the guy trying to read English.</description>
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               <media:description>A very strange, but hilarious Japanese game show features men watching funny clips and if they laugh, they must get on all fours and get their backside paddled. Make sure you see the clip of the guy trying to read English.</media:description>
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               <title>Rosie O'Donnell Rants At Matrix Awards</title>
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               <description>Rosie O'Donnell gave a speech at the Matrix awards, caught on video and she went a bit blue. Among her rants was another Trump shot saying that she 'always wanted to give a bald billionaire a boner'.  She resigned from The View the next day.</description>
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               <title>Man Attempts To Flee Courtroom</title>
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               <description>In a bizarre courtroom twist, a convicted man bolts from the courtroom and is finally caught by a policeman tazing him. After he gets up, he calls to his mom. One wonders what this guy was thinking.</description>
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               <title>Graceful Men Caught On Video</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7697</link>
               <description>Here is a collection of men in less than flattering poses and situations of their own making. If you don't find this hysterically funny, then you most likely don't have a sense of humor.</description>
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               <title>Armed Robber Gets Beating Of A Lifetime From Ladies</title>
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               <description>An armed robber walked into a store &amp; asked the ladies to empty their purses. He didn't walk out as one tripped him &amp; they beat the Hell out of him, even dragging him back into the store to beat him more.</description>
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               <title>Sleeping Driver Crashes Into Gas Pump And Store</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7659</link>
               <description>Amazing video of a driver asleep at the wheel running over a gas pump, causing an explosion and continuing through the glass door of the convenience store. One wonders WHEN he woke up. Miraculously nobody was hurt.</description>
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               <title>Police in Trouble For Repeated Tazering Of Compliant Suspect</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7658</link>
               <description>In France, it's illegal to video tape police unless you're a journalist. They're trying to stop people from knowing about police bruality. Take a look at why activist groups are lining up against the use of these tazers.</description>
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               <media:description>In France, it's illegal to video tape police unless you're a journalist. They're trying to stop people from knowing about police bruality. Take a look at why activist groups are lining up against the use of these tazers.</media:description>
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               <title>Child Molester Weeps As He Is Sentenced</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7653</link>
               <description>A 16-year-old male was caught on camera molesting a 2 &amp; 4-year-old while babysitting. He was sentenced to 5 years in prison with 10 years probation. The teenager starts crying &amp; looks for his mother's comfort in court.</description>
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               <media:title>Child Molester Weeps As He Is Sentenced</media:title>
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               <media:description>A 16-year-old male was caught on camera molesting a 2 &amp; 4-year-old while babysitting. He was sentenced to 5 years in prison with 10 years probation. The teenager starts crying &amp; looks for his mother's comfort in court.</media:description>
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               <title>Schwarzenegger Smoking a Joint On Camera</title>
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               <description>When Governor Schwarzenegger was a weight lifter, he was quite a party animal. Watch this video clip of the Governor relaxing and enjoying  a joint.</description>
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               <media:title>Schwarzenegger Smoking a Joint On Camera</media:title>
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               <media:description>When Governor Schwarzenegger was a weight lifter, he was quite a party animal. Watch this video clip of the Governor relaxing and enjoying  a joint.</media:description>
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               <title>The LAPD Clubs Retarded Bystander</title>
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               <description>In a chaotic scene, a group of zealous LAPD in riot gear disperse a crowd. One man was moving too slowly so the cop starts to beat him with his club. You hear a woman pleading, 'He is mentally retarded, Stop...' The polic continued in their rage.</description>
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               <media:title>The LAPD Clubs Retarded Bystander</media:title>
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               <media:description>In a chaotic scene, a group of zealous LAPD in riot gear disperse a crowd. One man was moving too slowly so the cop starts to beat him with his club. You hear a woman pleading, 'He is mentally retarded, Stop...' The polic continued in their rage.</media:description>
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               <title>Captain Steers Boat Into Bridge</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7640</link>
               <description>Incredible footage of this captain who must have been drunk as he tries to steer his ship under a bridge. The only problem was his ship was a good 15 feet too tall. The entire clip is set to a Brazilian sounding song."</description>
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               <media:title>Captain Steers Boat Into Bridge</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Ship accident, boat accident, boat accident on video, ship accident on video, boat hits bridge, ship hits bridge, maritime accidents, maritime accidents on video, sea accidents, ocean accidents"</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Incredible footage of this captain who must have been drunk as he tries to steer his ship under a bridge. The only problem was his ship was a good 15 feet too tall. The entire clip is set to a Brazilian sounding song."</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/boatcrash.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>The Richard Gere Kiss That Rocked India</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7605</link>
               <description>Richard Gere first embraced and then kissed Indian actress Shilpa Shetty on the cheek. Public displays of affection are taboo in India and the right-wing Hindu nationalist group Shiv Sena burned effigies of Gere and set fire to pictures of Shetty.</description>
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               <media:title>The Richard Gere Kiss That Rocked India</media:title>
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               <media:description>Richard Gere first embraced and then kissed Indian actress Shilpa Shetty on the cheek. Public displays of affection are taboo in India and the right-wing Hindu nationalist group Shiv Sena burned effigies of Gere and set fire to pictures of Shetty.</media:description>
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               <title>O'Reilly &amp; Rivera On-Air Yelling Match</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7457</link>
               <description>What happens when two windbags disagree on air? You get a front row seat when Geraldo Rivera and Bill O'Reilly go after each other about an illegal alien who killed two young girls while driving drunk.</description>
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               <media:title>O'Reilly &amp; Rivera On-Air Yelling Match</media:title>
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               <media:description>What happens when two windbags disagree on air? You get a front row seat when Geraldo Rivera and Bill O'Reilly go after each other about an illegal alien who killed two young girls while driving drunk.</media:description>
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               <title>Cheerleading Bloopers</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7452</link>
               <description>Who said Cheerleading was fun and easy. Here's a compilation of cheerleading accidents and band bloopers. Some of them are just plain funny.</description>
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               <media:title>Cheerleading Bloopers</media:title>
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               <media:description>Who said Cheerleading was fun and easy. Here's a compilation of cheerleading accidents and band bloopers. Some of them are just plain funny.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/cheer.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Fireman Drag Queen Arrested For Wearing Skimpy Bikini</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7412</link>
               <description>In a weird news story, this firefighter had a a hobby that was caught on video then splashed on the news: he liked to dress in drag and was caught parading around in a wig and skimpy bikini.</description>
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               <media:title>Fireman Drag Queen Arrested For Wearing Skimpy Bikini</media:title>
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               <media:description>In a weird news story, this firefighter had a a hobby that was caught on video then splashed on the news: he liked to dress in drag and was caught parading around in a wig and skimpy bikini.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/firecaught.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Bride Loses Teeth</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7411</link>
               <description>Picture this; A bride and groom are taking communion. First comes the wafer and then the ceremonial wine. She sips from the wine chalice and the priest moves on to the groom. One problem. Her teeth are still in the wine cup!</description>
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               <media:title>Bride Loses Teeth</media:title>
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               <media:description>Picture this; A bride and groom are taking communion. First comes the wafer and then the ceremonial wine. She sips from the wine chalice and the priest moves on to the groom. One problem. Her teeth are still in the wine cup!</media:description>
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               <title>MC Rove</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7409</link>
               <description>Check out this video of President Bush's Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove Rapping at the radio and television correspondents association dinner. This is disturbing to say the least.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/mc-rove.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>MC Rove</media:title>
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               <media:description>Check out this video of President Bush's Deputy Chief of Staff Karl Rove Rapping at the radio and television correspondents association dinner. This is disturbing to say the least.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/mcrove.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Stupid Criminal Burglar Electrocuted</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7337</link>
               <description>A burglar was caught on video tring to make a get away with his booty.  The owner of the house booby trapped the metal fence and the burglar was shocked with electricity. He lived but was arrested.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/burglar-zap.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Stupid Criminal Burglar Electrocuted</media:title>
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               <media:description>A burglar was caught on video tring to make a get away with his booty.  The owner of the house booby trapped the metal fence and the burglar was shocked with electricity. He lived but was arrested.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/burglare.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Stunt Pilot in Barrel Roll Under A Bridge</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7334</link>
               <description>This crazy stunt pilot decided to do a barrel roll under a bridge and thankfully survived the stunt. All caught on video and uploaded for your viewing pleasure. Crazy!</description>
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               <media:title>Stunt Pilot in Barrel Roll Under A Bridge</media:title>
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               <media:description>This crazy stunt pilot decided to do a barrel roll under a bridge and thankfully survived the stunt. All caught on video and uploaded for your viewing pleasure. Crazy!</media:description>
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               <title>Clerk Prevents Beer Run By Pulling Out His Gun</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7333</link>
               <description>The clerk when interviewed said: 'Two cracked out [ladies] tried to pull a beer run on me for about $70 worth of beer. The gun I carry is a Ruger P345D .45 ACP. I opened the door for 'em and told 'em to have a good night... cause I'm nice like that.'</description>
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               <media:description>The clerk when interviewed said: 'Two cracked out [ladies] tried to pull a beer run on me for about $70 worth of beer. The gun I carry is a Ruger P345D .45 ACP. I opened the door for 'em and told 'em to have a good night... cause I'm nice like that.'</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/beerrun.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Director David O. Russell flipping out on I Heart Huckabee's</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7251</link>
               <description>Director David O. Russell flipping out on Lilly Tomlin on the set of I Heart Huckabees.  Just a warning, there is some foul language being used in this clip.</description>
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               <media:title>Director David O. Russell flipping out on I Heart Huckabee's</media:title>
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               <media:description>Director David O. Russell flipping out on Lilly Tomlin on the set of I Heart Huckabees.  Just a warning, there is some foul language being used in this clip.</media:description>
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               <title>On Camera Laughing Fits</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7226</link>
               <description>Check out these hilarious moments caught on camera of newscasters losing it in fits of laughter. You will not be able to keep from laughing as it is contagious. Guaranteed to put you in a good mood.</description>
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               <media:title>On Camera Laughing Fits</media:title>
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               <media:description>Check out these hilarious moments caught on camera of newscasters losing it in fits of laughter. You will not be able to keep from laughing as it is contagious. Guaranteed to put you in a good mood.</media:description>
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               <title>77-Year Old Clerk Gets Beaten By Thief - Caught On Video</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7223</link>
               <description>Police are after a 5'11 thief/mugger who beat 77-year-old clerk, Gerald Scwartz. The senior citizen gave the mugger all he could handle and we all get a chance to try to catch this scumbag in Indiana, where the crime took place.</description>
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               <media:title>77-Year Old Clerk Gets Beaten By Thief - Caught On Video</media:title>
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               <media:description>Police are after a 5'11 thief/mugger who beat 77-year-old clerk, Gerald Scwartz. The senior citizen gave the mugger all he could handle and we all get a chance to try to catch this scumbag in Indiana, where the crime took place.</media:description>
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               <title>Eddie Griffin Crashing Car</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7202</link>
               <description>Eddie Griffin crashed a rare Ferrari Enzo worth $1.5 million into a concrete barrier while practicing at a racetrack, destroying the car but escaping uninjured. Watch a clip of the accident.</description>
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               <media:description>Eddie Griffin crashed a rare Ferrari Enzo worth $1.5 million into a concrete barrier while practicing at a racetrack, destroying the car but escaping uninjured. Watch a clip of the accident.</media:description>
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               <title>Kid Crashes Dad's New Mustang</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7176</link>
               <description>What happens when your friend's rich dad gets a brand new, cherry red Mustang and your 14-year-old friend, who doesn't know how to drive stick, gets behind the wheel with the keys? A tragedy you can't help but watch.</description>
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               <media:title>Kid Crashes Dad's New Mustang</media:title>
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               <media:description>What happens when your friend's rich dad gets a brand new, cherry red Mustang and your 14-year-old friend, who doesn't know how to drive stick, gets behind the wheel with the keys? A tragedy you can't help but watch.</media:description>
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               <title>Tracy Morgan - Drunk on Live Television</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7146</link>
               <description>If you didn't think Tracy Morgan was crazy before, you will after you watch this clip. Im not sure if he is drunk or just putting on an act. Watch how the guy interviewing him has absolutely no idea how to react to all of his ridiculous comments.</description>
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               <media:description>If you didn't think Tracy Morgan was crazy before, you will after you watch this clip. Im not sure if he is drunk or just putting on an act. Watch how the guy interviewing him has absolutely no idea how to react to all of his ridiculous comments.</media:description>
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               <title>Borat - New In Town</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7131</link>
               <description>Borat Sagdiyev (Sacha Baron Cohen) has made it to the Big Apple. While in New York City Borat takes in the sights and lights on Time Square and tries to make new friends using rather unconventional methods.</description>
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               <media:title>Borat - New In Town</media:title>
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               <media:description>Borat Sagdiyev (Sacha Baron Cohen) has made it to the Big Apple. While in New York City Borat takes in the sights and lights on Time Square and tries to make new friends using rather unconventional methods.</media:description>
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               <title>Borat - Hello USA</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7122</link>
               <description>Borat Sagdiyev (Sacha Baron Cohen) is finally in the USA. NICE! Borat has the privilege of being a guest on a local television news program in Jackson, Mississippi. His childlike enthusiasm catches everyone off-guard.</description>
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               <media:title>Borat - Hello USA</media:title>
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               <media:description>Borat Sagdiyev (Sacha Baron Cohen) is finally in the USA. NICE! Borat has the privilege of being a guest on a local television news program in Jackson, Mississippi. His childlike enthusiasm catches everyone off-guard.</media:description>
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               <title>Princeton University - Water Gun Revenge</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7084</link>
               <description>Princeton University Student Ryan Salvatore has lost a bet and has failed to hold up his end of that bet. So Ryan is about to learn that revenge is a dish best served wet.</description>
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               <media:description>Princeton University Student Ryan Salvatore has lost a bet and has failed to hold up his end of that bet. So Ryan is about to learn that revenge is a dish best served wet.</media:description>
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               <title>Cupid Pole Dance</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7078</link>
               <description>In this strange clip, check out who shows up when they see a help wanted sign at a strip club. Let's just say I don't think it is who the owner expected.</description>
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               <media:title>Cupid Pole Dance</media:title>
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               <media:description>In this strange clip, check out who shows up when they see a help wanted sign at a strip club. Let's just say I don't think it is who the owner expected.</media:description>
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          <item>
               <title>American Idol - Locked Exit Door</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=7075</link>
               <description>This is a pretty funny outtakes clip from the popular show American Idol. After watching this, I wondered why they don't just unlock the other door, but then I guess they couldn't do an outtakes clip like this. Enjoy!</description>
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               <title>OJ Simpson: Father Of Anna Nicole's Baby?</title>
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               <description>I thought this was a SNL skit, but OJ says he had a relationship with Anna Nicole and could be the baby's father. He said his slow moving sperm might have made this a possibility. Unbelievable, stupid and compelling to view at the same time!</description>
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               <media:description>I thought this was a SNL skit, but OJ says he had a relationship with Anna Nicole and could be the baby's father. He said his slow moving sperm might have made this a possibility. Unbelievable, stupid and compelling to view at the same time!</media:description>
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               <title>Thief Gets Trapped Inside Convenience Store</title>
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               <description>A convenience store robbery goes a bit awry as the thief gets locked in. While he could have exited the through the back door, this did not occur to him Watch as he tries to batter down the locked door,  until he successfully makes a run at it.</description>
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               <media:description>A convenience store robbery goes a bit awry as the thief gets locked in. While he could have exited the through the back door, this did not occur to him Watch as he tries to batter down the locked door,  until he successfully makes a run at it.</media:description>
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               <title>Ann Coulter Calls John Edwards a Faggot</title>
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               <description>At a political action convention speech, Ann Coulter does what she is best known for - hyperbolic rhetoric. She has managed to avoid being shunned but this just might be her 'macaca moment'.</description>
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               <media:description>At a political action convention speech, Ann Coulter does what she is best known for - hyperbolic rhetoric. She has managed to avoid being shunned but this just might be her 'macaca moment'.</media:description>
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               <title>How Do You Wrestle An Octopus?</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6959</link>
               <description>This is an hilarious video clip out of Japan. You will learn everything you need to know about how to loosen the grip of an octopus - you are supposed to bite them in the eye.</description>
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               <media:title>How Do You Wrestle An Octopus?</media:title>
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               <media:description>This is an hilarious video clip out of Japan. You will learn everything you need to know about how to loosen the grip of an octopus - you are supposed to bite them in the eye.</media:description>
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               <title>Evading Police - Suspect On Bicycle</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6944</link>
               <description>You can definitely assume the fugitive in this clip is not drunk. The man fleeing police on the express way is on a bicycle and he must be pedaling at 30 miles-per-hour and outmaneuvering the police cars!</description>
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               <media:description>You can definitely assume the fugitive in this clip is not drunk. The man fleeing police on the express way is on a bicycle and he must be pedaling at 30 miles-per-hour and outmaneuvering the police cars!</media:description>
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               <title>Police Chase and Multiple Car Crashes</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6932</link>
               <description>A high speed car chase is caught on video from a helicopter in Baltimore. The suspect crashes into several cars trying to evade the police who eventually surround his car. Nobody was hurt, but this is dramatic video you won't want to miss.</description>
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               <media:title>Police Chase and Multiple Car Crashes</media:title>
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               <title>Antonella Barba Video</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6911</link>
               <description>OK, here is what everybody is talking about...sexy American Idol singer, Antonella Barba. This is a video clip montage of sexy photos. This is SAFE FOR WORK. She is rather a sexy young woman and you will want to see this and probably pass this along!</description>
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               <media:title>Antonella Barba Video</media:title>
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               <media:description>OK, here is what everybody is talking about...sexy American Idol singer, Antonella Barba. This is a video clip montage of sexy photos. This is SAFE FOR WORK. She is rather a sexy young woman and you will want to see this and probably pass this along!</media:description>
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               <title>Boyfriend Caught</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6877</link>
               <description>A man brings home a woman and had a hidden camera pointed at the couch. His girlfriend walks in and starts to beat the crap out of him. The result? One hilarious video clip.</description>
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               <media:description>A man brings home a woman and had a hidden camera pointed at the couch. His girlfriend walks in and starts to beat the crap out of him. The result? One hilarious video clip.</media:description>
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               <title>Stupid People - Bad Ideas</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6846</link>
               <description>Everyone loves funny home videos. In this clip check out some stupid people who have some really bad ideas. Hopefully no one got hurt in the filming of these, because they sure are funny!</description>
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               <media:title>Stupid People - Bad Ideas</media:title>
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               <media:description>Everyone loves funny home videos. In this clip check out some stupid people who have some really bad ideas. Hopefully no one got hurt in the filming of these, because they sure are funny!</media:description>
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               <title>News Reporter - Revenge on a Streaker</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6840</link>
               <description>Everyone has seen idiots running around behind a news reporter on the scene, trying to get on TV. In this spoof the actors play out what might be every reporter's fantasy, letting just such a screwball know how it feels.</description>
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               <media:title>News Reporter - Revenge on a Streaker</media:title>
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               <media:description>Everyone has seen idiots running around behind a news reporter on the scene, trying to get on TV. In this spoof the actors play out what might be every reporter's fantasy, letting just such a screwball know how it feels.</media:description>
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               <title>ATM Machine - Free Money Prank</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6839</link>
               <description>Chris Sereda and his crew set up a fake ATM machine at the Cookstown Manufacturers Outlet Mall. Watch what happens as people try to take the free money dangling from the machine.</description>
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               <media:title>ATM Machine - Free Money Prank</media:title>
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               <media:description>Chris Sereda and his crew set up a fake ATM machine at the Cookstown Manufacturers Outlet Mall. Watch what happens as people try to take the free money dangling from the machine.</media:description>
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               <title>When Britney Attacks</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6838</link>
               <description>Britney Spears latest series of bizarre behavior is well-dcoumented. Here is video showing her freaking out and taking it out on an SUV. Now I agree Britney has gone over the edge, but after seeing how harrassed she is by the paparazzi I understand.</description>
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               <media:title>When Britney Attacks</media:title>
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               <media:description>Britney Spears latest series of bizarre behavior is well-dcoumented. Here is video showing her freaking out and taking it out on an SUV. Now I agree Britney has gone over the edge, but after seeing how harrassed she is by the paparazzi I understand.</media:description>
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               <title>The Girlfriend - Returning Posessions</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6795</link>
               <description>Enraged ex-girlfriends are the best. This one empties her car of all her cheating boyfriend's stuff. While a bystander manages to save the flat screen from being smashed, everyone else begins to pick through his stuff.</description>
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               <media:title>The Girlfriend - Returning Posessions</media:title>
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               <media:description>Enraged ex-girlfriends are the best. This one empties her car of all her cheating boyfriend's stuff. While a bystander manages to save the flat screen from being smashed, everyone else begins to pick through his stuff.</media:description>
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               <title>Shoe Store Prank</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6793</link>
               <description>This shoe store salesman goes the extra mile to make sure his customers are satsified, especially when the customer is a beautiful woman. Come watch the other customers in the store and their reactions.</description>
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               <media:title>Shoe Store Prank</media:title>
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               <media:description>This shoe store salesman goes the extra mile to make sure his customers are satsified, especially when the customer is a beautiful woman. Come watch the other customers in the store and their reactions.</media:description>
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               <title>Naked Man Interrupts Weather Forecast of Blizzard</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6717</link>
               <description>In Ohio during a blizzard with the temperature -30, a local weatherman was interviewing a man shoveling the sidewalk when a 300 pound, naked man 'streaks' on camera and runs around the interview buck naked until they discontinued the charade.</description>
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               <media:title>Naked Man Interrupts Weather Forecast of Blizzard</media:title>
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               <media:description>In Ohio during a blizzard with the temperature -30, a local weatherman was interviewing a man shoveling the sidewalk when a 300 pound, naked man 'streaks' on camera and runs around the interview buck naked until they discontinued the charade.</media:description>
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               <title>Teacher Fondled in Classroom By Under Age Boys</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6716</link>
               <description>A high school teacher is in hot water after this cell phone video surfaced of her being fondled by her students while she sits in front of a computer. An investigation has now been initiated. Her lawyer claims she was the victim."</description>
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               <media:title>Teacher Fondled in Classroom By Under Age Boys</media:title>
               <media:keywords>High school students, student misbehavior, classroom videos, students harassing teachers, cell phone videos, caught on video, students groping teacher, HS teacher with boys, student pranks, boys fondling teacher, teacher caught on video, pranks on video, pranks on cell phone, thongs, italian teacher on video"</media:keywords>
               <media:description>A high school teacher is in hot water after this cell phone video surfaced of her being fondled by her students while she sits in front of a computer. An investigation has now been initiated. Her lawyer claims she was the victim."</media:description>
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               <title>Andy Dick Touches Ivanka Trump And Gets Thrown Off Jimmy Kimmel</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6589</link>
               <description>Andy Dick innapprpriately touches Ivanka Trump twice on The Jimmy Kimmel Show and is escorted off the set by security. Ivanka handled the situation with calm reserve, but Dick lives up to his name and reputation.</description>
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               <media:title>Andy Dick Touches Ivanka Trump And Gets Thrown Off Jimmy Kimmel</media:title>
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               <media:description>Andy Dick innapprpriately touches Ivanka Trump twice on The Jimmy Kimmel Show and is escorted off the set by security. Ivanka handled the situation with calm reserve, but Dick lives up to his name and reputation.</media:description>
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               <title>Brit Attacks Co-Worker</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6562</link>
               <description>In what looks like a British 'boiler room' phone operation, a man throws something at the guy across the desk which results in a major fight. Curiously, none of the co-workers said a word or tried to stop the one-sided fight.</description>
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               <media:title>Brit Attacks Co-Worker</media:title>
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               <media:description>In what looks like a British 'boiler room' phone operation, a man throws something at the guy across the desk which results in a major fight. Curiously, none of the co-workers said a word or tried to stop the one-sided fight.</media:description>
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               <title>Bride Has Bad Hair Day</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6552</link>
               <description>This poor bride does not like how the hair-dresser has styled her hair. She freaks out in front of the bridesmaids, and cuts all of her hair off just hours before the 'I do's'.</description>
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               <media:title>Bride Has Bad Hair Day</media:title>
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               <media:description>This poor bride does not like how the hair-dresser has styled her hair. She freaks out in front of the bridesmaids, and cuts all of her hair off just hours before the 'I do's'.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/badhair.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Crocodile Hunter Meets Ross The Intern</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6543</link>
               <description>This is one hilarious video. It will make you miss Steve, but his interaction with Ross the Intern from The Tonight Show is priceless. I know I laughed so hard, but to be honest, I don't think I could've done what Ross did.</description>
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               <media:title>Crocodile Hunter Meets Ross The Intern</media:title>
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               <media:description>This is one hilarious video. It will make you miss Steve, but his interaction with Ross the Intern from The Tonight Show is priceless. I know I laughed so hard, but to be honest, I don't think I could've done what Ross did.</media:description>
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               <title>Cat Spa</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6537</link>
               <description>Some one has come up with a new product called the Pet Spa which gives pet owners a fast and easy way to bathe their animals. Well, I don't think it was meant for cats. Watch this clip and you decide.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/catspa.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Cat Spa</media:title>
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               <media:description>Some one has come up with a new product called the Pet Spa which gives pet owners a fast and easy way to bathe their animals. Well, I don't think it was meant for cats. Watch this clip and you decide.</media:description>
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               <title>Flea Market Montgomery Commercial</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6532</link>
               <description>It's just like a mini mall! Come watch this funny two-minute commercial for the Flea Market of Montgomery. It has made it to national TV via the Ellen Degeneres show.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/fleamarketmontgomery.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Flea Market Montgomery Commercial</media:title>
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               <media:description>It's just like a mini mall! Come watch this funny two-minute commercial for the Flea Market of Montgomery. It has made it to national TV via the Ellen Degeneres show.</media:description>
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          <item>
               <title>Dumb or What'</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6476</link>
               <description>Check out these three video clips of some very stupid things people have done. I actually only feel sorry for the second guy. He was just trying to have some fun when things went wrong. But the other people, dumb, dumb, dumb!</description>
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               <media:title>Dumb or What'</media:title>
               <media:keywords>stupid humans, stupid people, stupid videos, stupid human videos, stupid stunt videos, funny videos, guy jumping in front of train, guy getting slammed up against rocks, two guys jumping off of a roof, jumping off roofs,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Check out these three video clips of some very stupid things people have done. I actually only feel sorry for the second guy. He was just trying to have some fun when things went wrong. But the other people, dumb, dumb, dumb!</media:description>
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               <title>Terrible Driver - Crash at Gate Entrance</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6458</link>
               <description>In this clip, you will see a woman who looks like she has some troubles driving a car.  Caught on security camera, watch to see if she can figure out how to get her car through the gate.</description>
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               <media:title>Terrible Driver - Crash at Gate Entrance</media:title>
               <media:keywords>caught on tape, terrible driver - crash at gate entrance, stupid humans, car crash , bad driver, women drivers, horrible driver, crash at gate, gate crash, security video, home video, funny home videos, benny hill, car accident, hit the wall, car flips over, flipping over,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In this clip, you will see a woman who looks like she has some troubles driving a car.  Caught on security camera, watch to see if she can figure out how to get her car through the gate.</media:description>
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               <title>McCain Sleeps during Bush's SOTU Speech</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6440</link>
               <description>Sen. McCain demonstrates his amazing powers of concentration as the camera never blinks, nor does Sen. McCain while he sleeps during President Bush's State of the Union Speech.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/mccain-sleeps.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>McCain Sleeps during Bush's SOTU Speech</media:title>
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               <media:description>Sen. McCain demonstrates his amazing powers of concentration as the camera never blinks, nor does Sen. McCain while he sleeps during President Bush's State of the Union Speech.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/sleeping.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Girl in a Human Slingshot</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6428</link>
               <description>This girl is suspended between 2 poles by cords that catapult her back and forth, literally turning her into a human slingshot. However, despite her screams the stunt seems to be relatively safe and very amusing.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/girlinhumanslingshot.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Girl in a Human Slingshot</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Slingshot, Human slingshot, catapult, stunt, prank, dangerous, throw, dangerous, girl, back and forth, poles, fling,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This girl is suspended between 2 poles by cords that catapult her back and forth, literally turning her into a human slingshot. However, despite her screams the stunt seems to be relatively safe and very amusing.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/humansling.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Gene Seaman - Erection Legislature</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6385</link>
               <description>Gene Seaman is a State Representative for Texas. I guess they do things a little differently down there, because when he introduces his Viagra amendment on the floor of the House he feels the need to imitate an erection.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/geneseaman-erection.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Gene Seaman - Erection Legislature</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Gene Seaman, Erection Legislature, Gene Seaman Erection Legislature, Texas State Representative, Viagra, Texas House of Representatives, Viagra Amendment, Erection, Imitating An Erection, Texas Hardon, Spoof, Parody, Humor, Comedy, Humor Clip, Comedy Clip, Erection Spoof, State Representative Spoof,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Gene Seaman is a State Representative for Texas. I guess they do things a little differently down there, because when he introduces his Viagra amendment on the floor of the House he feels the need to imitate an erection.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/seaman.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Teacher Draws a Perfect Circle</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6326</link>
               <description>Anyone can draw a circle but can you draw a perfect circle with only one try? Watch this clip as a teacher does just that. I'm still wondering how he did it.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/perfectcircle.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Teacher Draws a Perfect Circle</media:title>
               <media:keywords>teacher draws a perfect circle, classroom clips, school clips, a perfect circle, aa perfect circle, perfect circles, aperfectcircle, perfectcircle, circle perfect,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Anyone can draw a circle but can you draw a perfect circle with only one try? Watch this clip as a teacher does just that. I'm still wondering how he did it.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/perfectcircle.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Brock Baker - The Man of 101 Voices</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6325</link>
               <description>Brocker Baker has an uncanny ability to imitate celebrity voices. In this clip he manages to perform 101 in only four minutes. Check out the pics and decide for yourself how good he is.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/manof101voices.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Brock Baker - The Man of 101 Voices</media:title>
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               <media:description>Brocker Baker has an uncanny ability to imitate celebrity voices. In this clip he manages to perform 101 in only four minutes. Check out the pics and decide for yourself how good he is.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/101voices.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Teacher Uses The 'N' Word</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6272</link>
               <description>Valley Traditional HS in Kentucky, is in the middle of a racial controversy. A teacher used a racial epithet towards one of his students. The word is only six letters long and starts with a 'n', but the impact is far more reaching.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/teacherusesthenword.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Teacher Uses The 'N' Word</media:title>
               <media:keywords>teacher uses the 'n' word, nigger, nigga, kentucky, news, news clip, news video, louisville, racial, racist, racial slur, racial slurs, teacher uses n word, tacher calls student nigger, in the news</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Valley Traditional HS in Kentucky, is in the middle of a racial controversy. A teacher used a racial epithet towards one of his students. The word is only six letters long and starts with a 'n', but the impact is far more reaching.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/teachnword.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Lemonade Stand Prank</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6125</link>
               <description>How does a glass of freshly squeezed lemonade sound? Well it sounded good to the people in this clip... until they discovered what was really quenching their thirst.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/prank-lemonadestand.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Lemonade Stand Prank</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Lemonade Stand Prank, pranks, bloopers, lemonnade stand, thirst, cool drinks, candid camera, caught on tape, urine, fun with urine, urine drinking, lemons, thirst quenching, prank show, television, tv, tv show, hidden camera show,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>How does a glass of freshly squeezed lemonade sound? Well it sounded good to the people in this clip... until they discovered what was really quenching their thirst.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/lemonade.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Office Humor - Print Screen</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5995</link>
               <description>Have you ever felt like your computer is working against you? In this funny clip from an office, watch as one worker can no longer deal with his computer not printing correctly.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/officehumor-printscreen.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Office Humor - Print Screen</media:title>
               <media:keywords>office prank, office humor, print screen, funny office prank, office clip, office worker gone crazy, crazy office guy, evtv,evtv1, evtv1.com, stupid humans, making copies, copier prank, angry worker, angry man, computer problems, print screen problem, printing problem</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Have you ever felt like your computer is working against you? In this funny clip from an office, watch as one worker can no longer deal with his computer not printing correctly.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/officeprint.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Trump vs. Rosie pt. 2</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5949</link>
               <description>This is just funny. Can you count how many times Trump says Rosie is unattractive? I think there's only one way to solve it... Celebrity Deathmatch. Question: Do you think this is a real feud or one made up to help the ratings of both their shows?</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/trumpvsrosie-pt2.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Trump vs. Rosie pt. 2</media:title>
               <media:keywords>evtv1, evtv, evtvone evt1, etv1, evtone, etvone, evtv1.com, the view, rosie o'donnell, odonnell, odonnel, roseanne odonnell, donald trump, the donald, trump vs. rosie, trump vs. rosie on video, trump and rosie fight, rosie and trump fight, the view videos, rosie trump videos, rosie the view on trump, the apprentice, miss u.s.a., miss usa, Tara Conner, miss teen usa, rosie slamming donald trump, rosie slams trump, barbara walters,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This is just funny. Can you count how many times Trump says Rosie is unattractive? I think there's only one way to solve it... Celebrity Deathmatch. Question: Do you think this is a real feud or one made up to help the ratings of both their shows?</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/rosie2.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Crazy Kids &amp; Their Gifts</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5897</link>
               <description>Kids can't help the feeling of anticipation for their Christmas gifts. Here's a few kids that got exactly what they wanted most, but have an unusual way of showing their enthusiasm.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/crazykidsandgifts.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Crazy Kids &amp; Their Gifts</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Crazy Kids and Their Gifts, christmas, christmas presents, gifts, christmas gifts, funny clips, children, kids gone crazy, pokemon kid, nintendo 64, evtv1.com, evtv1, evtv</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Kids can't help the feeling of anticipation for their Christmas gifts. Here's a few kids that got exactly what they wanted most, but have an unusual way of showing their enthusiasm.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/kidsgifts.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Why Rumsfeld Got Fired</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5860</link>
               <description>Here's one hilarious parody of Donald Rumsfeld taking questions from the press. Do you think this is why he got fired... I mean quit? Make sure you comment on this one.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/whyrumsfeldgotfired.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Why Rumsfeld Got Fired</media:title>
               <media:keywords>evtv1, evtv, evtvone evt1, etv1, evtone, etvone, don rumsfeld, why rumsfeld got fired, donald rumsfeld, don rumsfield, donald rumsfield, funn donald rumsfeld videos, political humor, political videos, funny political videos, parodies, funny parodies, funny george bush videos</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Here's one hilarious parody of Donald Rumsfeld taking questions from the press. Do you think this is why he got fired... I mean quit? Make sure you comment on this one.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/whyfired.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Jessica Simpson Flustered &amp; Running Off Stage</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5767</link>
               <description>In a tribute to Dolly Parton, Jessica Simpson gets a case of stage fright and finds herself unable to perform the song '9 to 5'. She runs off stage. See it and what happened afterwards in this report from Inside Edition.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/jessicasimpson-runningoffstage.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Jessica Simpson Flustered &amp; Running Off Stage</media:title>
               <media:keywords>evtv1, evtv, evtvone evt1, etv1, evtone, etvone, jessica simpson, ashley simpson, jesicca simpson, dolly parton, dolly parton tribute, dolly parton kennedy center tribute, jessica runs off stage, jessica flubs song, 9 to 5, dollywood, kennedy center, kennedy center tribute, kennedy center awards, reese witherspoon, kenny rogers, steven spielbert, inside edition</media:keywords>
               <media:description>In a tribute to Dolly Parton, Jessica Simpson gets a case of stage fright and finds herself unable to perform the song '9 to 5'. She runs off stage. See it and what happened afterwards in this report from Inside Edition.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/jessicastage.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Pimp Picks Fight With Wrong Guy</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5751</link>
               <description>You can't always pick your fights and I bet this guy was wishing he could because he certainly wouldn't have picked to fight Jay Lee, an award-winning karate expert.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/pimp-wrongfight.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Pimp Picks Fight With Wrong Guy</media:title>
               <media:keywords>EVTV1, EVTV, EVTV1.com, pimp picks fight with wrong guy, pimp, hookers, guy fight, jay lee, karate expert, karate, fighting clips, street fight, court tv, caught on tape, stupid criminals, pimps, hoes, street hookers, karate man, "</media:keywords>
               <media:description>You can't always pick your fights and I bet this guy was wishing he could because he certainly wouldn't have picked to fight Jay Lee, an award-winning karate expert.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/pimpfight.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Michael Richards - Racial Tirade</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5705</link>
               <description>Michael Richards, Kramer from 'Seinfeld', was performing a stand-up comedy routine when he was interrupted by two black men in the audience. Here is Richards' retaliation against the two audience members.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/michaelrichards-racialtirade.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Michael Richards - Racial Tirade</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Michael Richards - Racial Tirade, racism, racist humor, Kramer, Seinfeld, 'Seinfeld', stand-up comedy routine, stand-up comedy, stand-up, outburst, racial remarks, outbursts, laugh factory, laughs factory, the laugh factory, racial outburst, racist remarks, evtv1, evtv, ""</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Michael Richards, Kramer from 'Seinfeld', was performing a stand-up comedy routine when he was interrupted by two black men in the audience. Here is Richards' retaliation against the two audience members.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/richards.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Seinfeld - The Lost Episode</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5698</link>
               <description>This parody video combines classic Seinfeld clips with actual footage of Michael Richards' racial tirade. I wonder how many episodes the maker of the clip had to go through to find just the right ones, this is hilarious.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/seinfeld-lostepisode.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Seinfeld - The Lost Episode</media:title>
               <media:keywords>seinfeld, national lampoons, kramer, lost episode, parody, parodies, michael richards, racial tirade, the n word, jerry seinfeld, george, elane, racist, racial slur, laugh factory, stand up comedy, stand up gone bad, stupid human, stupid humans, celebrities, caught on tape, evtv, evtv1, evtv1.com, lost seinfeld - the lost episode,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This parody video combines classic Seinfeld clips with actual footage of Michael Richards' racial tirade. I wonder how many episodes the maker of the clip had to go through to find just the right ones, this is hilarious.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/kramer.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>How Not to Rob a Liquor Store</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5694</link>
               <description>Here is an idiotic and intoxicated robbery attempt. After falling from the ceiling multiple times he looks to escape through the front door. When it is locked he is forced to sit on a keg to wait for the authorities.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/liquorstorerobbery.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>How Not to Rob a Liquor Store</media:title>
               <media:keywords>EVTV1, EVTV, EVTV1.com, stupid, idiot, criminal, criminals, rob, robber, fall, falls, falling, ceiling, locked in, authorities, police, liquor, liquor store, keg, escape, failed escape, stupid criminal, stupid criminals</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Here is an idiotic and intoxicated robbery attempt. After falling from the ceiling multiple times he looks to escape through the front door. When it is locked he is forced to sit on a keg to wait for the authorities.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/robber.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Have Another Beer</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5584</link>
               <description>Here is a pretty bizarre collection of pictures showing why you should stop from having another beer. Face it… guys love their beer.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/haveanotherbeer.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Have Another Beer</media:title>
               <media:keywords>stupid humans, stupid videos, funny pranks, funny videos, college kid videos, college video pranks, stupid guys, stupid guy videos, beer pranks, drinking videos, evtv1, evtv, evtv 1</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Here is a pretty bizarre collection of pictures showing why you should stop from having another beer. Face it… guys love their beer.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/beer2.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Drunk Guy During Arrest</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5574</link>
               <description>This guy has definitely had one too many to drink and the proof is in this police surveillance tape of him not able to stand on his own. Watch as he goes head first into the wall as he tries to give the officer his wallet.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/stupidhumans-drunkguyarrest.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Drunk Guy During Arrest</media:title>
               <media:keywords>drunk, drinking, drunk guy, funny video, funny videos, funny video clip, drunk guy getting arrest, drunk guy getting arrested, police video, police video clip, police videos, evtv1, evtv1.com, evtv, surveillance camera, police suveillance camera</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This guy has definitely had one too many to drink and the proof is in this police surveillance tape of him not able to stand on his own. Watch as he goes head first into the wall as he tries to give the officer his wallet.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/arrest1.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Why You Should Tip Your Pizza Guy</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5520</link>
               <description>This Papa John's pizza guy is none to happy at the tip, or lack of tip he got. He takes his revenge, albeit a stupid one. Remember, always tip your pizza delivery guy.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/tipyourpizzaguy.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Why You Should Tip Your Pizza Guy</media:title>
               <media:keywords>stupid videos, stupid humans, college pranks, video pranks, papa johns pizza, dizzy d, dizzy d videos, funny videos, dumb videos, dumb people, egg throwing videos,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>This Papa John's pizza guy is none to happy at the tip, or lack of tip he got. He takes his revenge, albeit a stupid one. Remember, always tip your pizza delivery guy.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/tippizza.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Kevin Federline Gets Body Slammed</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5519</link>
               <description>At a WWE Monday Night Raw Event WWE Champion John Cena calls Kevin Federline into the wrestling ring and body slams him as everyone cheers. Hip Hip Hooray! (air date 10/17/06)</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/kfed-bodyslammed.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Kevin Federline Gets Body Slammed</media:title>
               <media:keywords>kfed, kevin federline gets body slammed, k-fed, k fed, britney spears, Brittany, Britaney, brittny, brittany spears, kevin fedeline, k-fed, chaotic, oops I did it again, sean preston, Britney Spears video, britney spears video clips, toxic, my prerogative, wwf, wwe, wrestling, body slam, funny clip, stupid humans,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>At a WWE Monday Night Raw Event WWE Champion John Cena calls Kevin Federline into the wrestling ring and body slams him as everyone cheers. Hip Hip Hooray! (air date 10/17/06)</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/kfed10.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Candid Camera Gone Wrong</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5491</link>
               <description>Ok, this is one bizarre clip. If you have seen candid camera shows in the past, you know they usually have a happy ending. Well not this one. Watch to find out what happens to this prankster.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/candidcamerawrong.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Candid Camera Gone Wrong</media:title>
               <media:keywords>hidden camera, candid camera gone wrong, candid camera, pranks, stupid humans, funny clip, surprise ending, prank video, stupid humans,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>Ok, this is one bizarre clip. If you have seen candid camera shows in the past, you know they usually have a happy ending. Well not this one. Watch to find out what happens to this prankster.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/candidcam1.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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          <item>
               <title>Fat Kid on a Rollercoaster</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5459</link>
               <description>It's a safe bet that this kid will never ride on a roller coaster again. The poor guy starts sliding out of his seat after the ride starts and he just freaks out. It's painful to watch, but it's hard not to laugh.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/fatkidoncoaster.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Fat Kid on a Rollercoaster</media:title>
               <media:keywords>fat kid on a rollercoaster, fat kid on a roller coaster, roller coasters, rollercoasters, amusement park, amusement parks, funny, humor, clean humor, laughs, funny clip, funny clips, funny video, funny videos, video, videos, clip, clips, video clip, video clips, silly, stupid</media:keywords>
               <media:description>It's a safe bet that this kid will never ride on a roller coaster again. The poor guy starts sliding out of his seat after the ride starts and he just freaks out. It's painful to watch, but it's hard not to laugh.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/fatkidcoaster1.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>CNN Anchor Flub During President Bush Speech</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5442</link>
               <description>There are screw ups and then there are screw ups. During President Bush's Live Speech on the one year anniversary of the Hurricane Katrina disaster, a CNN anchor doesn't know that her microphone is still on.</description>
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               <media:title>CNN Anchor Flub During President Bush Speech</media:title>
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               <description>Say the Tongue Twister - Or Else Watching this video will have you laughing and maybe cringing, but definitely wondering, what the HECK were they thinking. I know now to NEVER tryout for a Japanese Game Show.</description>
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               <media:title>Japanese Game Show - Say the Tongue Twister... Or Else</media:title>
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               <media:description>Say the Tongue Twister - Or Else Watching this video will have you laughing and maybe cringing, but definitely wondering, what the HECK were they thinking. I know now to NEVER tryout for a Japanese Game Show.</media:description>
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               <title>Kelly Clarkson Drunk On Stage</title>
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               <description>Is Kelly drunk or not? In this clip watch Kelly Clarkson on stage with heavy metal band Metal Skool and the lead singer of the group Yellowcard. It definitely doesn't look like the Kelly Clarkson we saw on American Idol.</description>
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               <media:description>Is Kelly drunk or not? In this clip watch Kelly Clarkson on stage with heavy metal band Metal Skool and the lead singer of the group Yellowcard. It definitely doesn't look like the Kelly Clarkson we saw on American Idol.</media:description>
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               <title>David Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car</title>
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               <description>That's right, it's Hofficial... your favourite cult icon wants to take you home! The one and only David Hasselhoff returns with a cover of the 1975 classic 'Jump In My Car' and its a doozy. Check it out!</description>
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               <title>Ouch! What Was She Thinking?</title>
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               <description>Connie Chung says, or rather sings goodbye to her cancelled show with co-host/husband Maury Povich. Watching her lounge-singing attempt only brings one further question to mind: What's the deal with the piano player?</description>
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               <media:description>Connie Chung says, or rather sings goodbye to her cancelled show with co-host/husband Maury Povich. Watching her lounge-singing attempt only brings one further question to mind: What's the deal with the piano player?</media:description>
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               <title>The National Anthem</title>
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               <description>This has to be one of the worst singers that has ever auditioned for the hit Fox reality series, American Idol. Come watch this woman as she tries to sing the National Anthem.</description>
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               <media:description>This has to be one of the worst singers that has ever auditioned for the hit Fox reality series, American Idol. Come watch this woman as she tries to sing the National Anthem.</media:description>
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               <title>Bugsy - Ben Meets Virginia</title>
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               <description>As the title states, this clip shows a flashback of how Ben and Virginia first met. Watch as Ben puts shows off his charm and how Virginia sends signals right back at him.</description>
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               <media:description>As the title states, this clip shows a flashback of how Ben and Virginia first met. Watch as Ben puts shows off his charm and how Virginia sends signals right back at him.</media:description>
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               <title>End Women's Suffrage</title>
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               <description>Women's Suffrage is defined as a woman's right to vote. So let's see what happens when this student petitions to end the injustice that is women's suffrage. Will he get the signatures he needs?</description>
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               <media:description>Women's Suffrage is defined as a woman's right to vote. So let's see what happens when this student petitions to end the injustice that is women's suffrage. Will he get the signatures he needs?</media:description>
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               <title>Keeping the ER in Business</title>
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               <media:description>If you work in the ER you know your job is secure and you have a lot of people to thank. Watch this clip to see why the ER will always have business.</media:description>
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               <title>Window Crashing - The Next Olympic Event?</title>
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               <description>Here's a clip that you watch and laugh and then wonder, 'should I be laughing?'. It's one of those guilty pleasures. But fear not, no one was hurt for this practical joke</description>
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               <title>Why I Quit Court Reporting</title>
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               <title>Cop Loses His Car</title>
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               <title>Caught on Tape - Texas Shootout</title>
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               <media:description>Police offers put themselves in harms way everyday, and are often involved in high speed chases. Watch this clip, as a Texas shoot out is caught on tape. It is amazing that the officer was not hurt!</media:description>
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               <title>Caught on Tape - How To Get Fired</title>
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               <description>Have you ever gone to a work party and had a little too much to drink? Well the women in this clip has, and tells the camera how she really feels about her boss - who is standing right behind her.</description>
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               <media:title>Caught on Tape - How To Get Fired</media:title>
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               <media:description>Have you ever gone to a work party and had a little too much to drink? Well the women in this clip has, and tells the camera how she really feels about her boss - who is standing right behind her.</media:description>
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               <title>Full Size RC Car</title>
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               <description>These two guys took a full size car and rigged it so it can be driven by remote control. Then they put it to the test by driving it while the other was sitting shotgun during the ride.</description>
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               <media:title>Full Size RC Car</media:title>
               <media:keywords>mechanical car, full size rc car, car clips, stunt clips, car stunt, remote control car, car crash, car clips,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>These two guys took a full size car and rigged it so it can be driven by remote control. Then they put it to the test by driving it while the other was sitting shotgun during the ride.</media:description>
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               <title>Jessica Simpson - Scenes from Dukes of Hazzard</title>
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               <description>Here are some sexy scenes from the 2005 movie The Dukes of Hazzard which starred Hollywood A-lister Jessica Simpson.</description>
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               <media:title>Jessica Simpson - Scenes from Dukes of Hazzard</media:title>
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               <media:description>Here are some sexy scenes from the 2005 movie The Dukes of Hazzard which starred Hollywood A-lister Jessica Simpson.</media:description>
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               <title>Car Skidding Prank</title>
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               <description>Have you ever wanted to scare a group of pedestrians walking down the street. All you need is two large speakers and a screeching car noise. Watch this clip to see what happens.</description>
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               <media:description>Have you ever wanted to scare a group of pedestrians walking down the street. All you need is two large speakers and a screeching car noise. Watch this clip to see what happens.</media:description>
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               <title>Stupid Crooks - Will You Scratch My Nuts'</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1519</link>
               <description>This video clip has the distinction of getting the whole office to laugh and talk about it. Women just laugh and laugh Men laugh but get that uncomfortable feeling in their loins and say, help the poor guy out.</description>
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               <media:title>Stupid Crooks - Will You Scratch My Nuts'</media:title>
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               <media:description>This video clip has the distinction of getting the whole office to laugh and talk about it. Women just laugh and laugh Men laugh but get that uncomfortable feeling in their loins and say, help the poor guy out.</media:description>
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               <title>Cop Gets An Earful</title>
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               <description>Watch as this officer gives a guy a ticket and just stands there calmly as the speeder gives him an earful. Is it me, or does the guy sound like Gabby Hayes? Make sure you watch to the end...</description>
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               <media:description>Watch as this officer gives a guy a ticket and just stands there calmly as the speeder gives him an earful. Is it me, or does the guy sound like Gabby Hayes? Make sure you watch to the end...</media:description>
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               <title>Know Your ABC's</title>
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               <description>You've drank a little too much and shouldn't be driving. Your buddy isn't drunk but isn't insured to drive your truck. What do you do? You can guess the guy in this video didn't choose correctly and it's no wonder.</description>
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               <media:description>You've drank a little too much and shouldn't be driving. Your buddy isn't drunk but isn't insured to drive your truck. What do you do? You can guess the guy in this video didn't choose correctly and it's no wonder.</media:description>
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               <title>Get Out Of The Car - Resisting Arrest</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1514</link>
               <description>Here's a lady that just won't have any of what the officers are saying. They say 'You're under arrest.' and she says, 'No I'm Not!' and she puts up a great fight. You gotta love her reasoning here...</description>
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               <media:description>Here's a lady that just won't have any of what the officers are saying. They say 'You're under arrest.' and she says, 'No I'm Not!' and she puts up a great fight. You gotta love her reasoning here...</media:description>
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               <title>Dumb Robbery - Give Me My Gun!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1513</link>
               <description>When it comes to stupid crooks, this guy might be the king. Watch as the convenient store clerk easily disarms him because of his genius idea on how to get through the bullet proof glass.</description>
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               <media:title>Dumb Robbery - Give Me My Gun!</media:title>
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               <media:description>When it comes to stupid crooks, this guy might be the king. Watch as the convenient store clerk easily disarms him because of his genius idea on how to get through the bullet proof glass.</media:description>
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               <title>Bad Robbery - Let Me Out!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1512</link>
               <description>Now what the heck was this guy thinking? Okay, he obviously wasn't. Watch as he tries to boost a few packs of cigarettes with so much ineptness. But it doesn't stop there nope this genius gets himself locked in the store.</description>
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               <media:title>Bad Robbery - Let Me Out!</media:title>
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               <media:description>Now what the heck was this guy thinking? Okay, he obviously wasn't. Watch as he tries to boost a few packs of cigarettes with so much ineptness. But it doesn't stop there nope this genius gets himself locked in the store.</media:description>
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               <title>Microwave Dangers - Don't Try This At Home</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1486</link>
               <description>What would happen if you put a grape, or a CDRom, or a light bulb sitting in milk in the microwave. Curious.the answers are in this clip.</description>
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               <media:title>Microwave Dangers - Don't Try This At Home</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Microwave, microwave dangers, dont try this at home, microwaving grapes, what not to microwave,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>What would happen if you put a grape, or a CDRom, or a light bulb sitting in milk in the microwave. Curious.the answers are in this clip.</media:description>
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               <title>American Idol - Top 5 Rejects</title>
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               <description>From the show American Idol, this collection features some of the worst wannabe idols, who got only a mercifully brief glimpse of fame.</description>
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               <title>Fruitcake Lady Part 2</title>
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               <description>She's back… the Fruitcake Lady is back with more direct and always funny advice. Just watch without laughing… IT CAN'T HAPPEN. Sit back and enjoy another episode of Ask The Fruitcake Lady.</description>
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               <media:title>Fruitcake Lady Part 2</media:title>
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               <title>Fruitcake Lady Part 1</title>
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               <description>Marie Rudisill is the Fruitcake Lady and her hysterical advice on 'The Tonight Show' that she's famous for. Also check out <a href="http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1471">Part Two</a></description>
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               <media:title>Fruitcake Lady Part 1</media:title>
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               <title>Throw The Jew Down The Well - Ali G as Borat</title>
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               <title>Pimp My Shopping Cart</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1363</link>
               <description>Call them homeless or call them displaced citizens, but don't tell them that they can't have style. This guy proves that with the most stylish shopping cart ever modified.</description>
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               <title>Grape Stomper</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1359</link>
               <description>Stomping grapes may not seem like a dangerous activity, but don't tell that to this television news reporter. She finds out that stomping grapes is no walk in the park.</description>
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               <media:title>Grape Stomper</media:title>
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               <media:description>Stomping grapes may not seem like a dangerous activity, but don't tell that to this television news reporter. She finds out that stomping grapes is no walk in the park.</media:description>
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               <title>Stupid Things People Do</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1071</link>
               <description>Playing like an America Funniest Home Videos segment, watch these funny clips of people not at their brightest moments.</description>
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               <media:title>Stupid Things People Do</media:title>
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               <media:description>Playing like an America Funniest Home Videos segment, watch these funny clips of people not at their brightest moments.</media:description>
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               <title>Scare Tactics - Little Demon Man</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1050</link>
               <description>The Scifi channel show Scare Tactics is growing in popularity and there's no wonder why. Watch this clip where a lab assistant is terrified by a genetically altered mutant.</description>
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               <media:title>Scare Tactics - Little Demon Man</media:title>
               <media:keywords>scifi, scare tactics, little demons, scare tactics little demon man, scared, shannon doherty, stephen baldwin, sci-fi channel, scare tactics video clips, little demon man on video, video clips from scare tactics, scary midgets, pranks, pranks on video, practical jokes, practical jokes on video</media:keywords>
               <media:description>The Scifi channel show Scare Tactics is growing in popularity and there's no wonder why. Watch this clip where a lab assistant is terrified by a genetically altered mutant.</media:description>
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               <title>Happy Birthday Prank</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1036</link>
               <description>In this prank some kids put a sign on the order menu of a drive-thru restaurant that reads: 'Sing Happy Birthday to the Drive-Thru Person and Receive a Free Meal of Your choice.' What could go wrong?</description>
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               <media:description>In this prank some kids put a sign on the order menu of a drive-thru restaurant that reads: 'Sing Happy Birthday to the Drive-Thru Person and Receive a Free Meal of Your choice.' What could go wrong?</media:description>
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               <title>Tongue Zapping - More College Hijinks</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=953</link>
               <description>It's amazing what drunken college students will do to entertain themselves, even if it hurts. In this clip a students takes an electric fly swatter to his tongue to the applause of his friends.</description>
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               <media:title>Tongue Zapping - More College Hijinks</media:title>
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               <media:description>It's amazing what drunken college students will do to entertain themselves, even if it hurts. In this clip a students takes an electric fly swatter to his tongue to the applause of his friends.</media:description>
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               <title>Gun Safety - The Glock 40</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=950</link>
               <description>While teaching a gun safety course at a high school, a cop lectures students on the importance of gun safety. Everything he tells them goes out the window when he shoots himself in the leg during the demonstration!</description>
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               <media:title>Gun Safety - The Glock 40</media:title>
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               <media:description>While teaching a gun safety course at a high school, a cop lectures students on the importance of gun safety. Everything he tells them goes out the window when he shoots himself in the leg during the demonstration!</media:description>
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               <title>Water - Bottled or Hose?</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=941</link>
               <description>These guests at this nice restaurant think they are drinking expensive bottled water, but they are really only drinking water from the hose outside the restaurant. They all think it tastes better, crisper, and lighter.</description>
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               <media:title>Water - Bottled or Hose?</media:title>
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               <media:description>These guests at this nice restaurant think they are drinking expensive bottled water, but they are really only drinking water from the hose outside the restaurant. They all think it tastes better, crisper, and lighter.</media:description>
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               <title>Money - Everyone Has A Price</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=939</link>
               <description>It is believed that everyone has a price to do crazy and disgusting things, but the question is how much would it take?  When watching this clip, ask yourself where you would draw the line.</description>
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               <media:title>Money - Everyone Has A Price</media:title>
               <media:keywords>Money - Everyone Has A Price, money, midget stunts, money stunt, kissing the midget, stunts for money, making money, what people will do for money, making money, Chewy Bravo, disgusting stunts, gags, Jackass,</media:keywords>
               <media:description>It is believed that everyone has a price to do crazy and disgusting things, but the question is how much would it take?  When watching this clip, ask yourself where you would draw the line.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/money.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Need A Tow?</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=907</link>
               <description>These college kids didn't realize the damage they were going to cause when a truck tried to get their car out of a snow drift. Oops!</description>
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               <media:title>Need A Tow?</media:title>
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               <media:description>These college kids didn't realize the damage they were going to cause when a truck tried to get their car out of a snow drift. Oops!</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/tow.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Don't Tease The Fat Kid</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=895</link>
               <description>It appears that this group of college kids picked on the fat kid one too many times. And sometimes that's all it takes before someone gets seriously hurt, or punctured if you will.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/scissors.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Don't Tease The Fat Kid</media:title>
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               <media:description>It appears that this group of college kids picked on the fat kid one too many times. And sometimes that's all it takes before someone gets seriously hurt, or punctured if you will.</media:description>
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               <title>Pillow Fight Below The Belt</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=894</link>
               <description>You would think that if you found yourself in the middle of a pillow fight and got hit below the belt it wouldn't hurt as bad. That's not the case with the kid in this video.</description>
               <media:content url="http://wmv.evtv1.com/pillow.wmv" duration="90" bitrate="256" type="video/windows-wmv"></media:content>
               <media:title>Pillow Fight Below The Belt</media:title>
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               <media:description>You would think that if you found yourself in the middle of a pillow fight and got hit below the belt it wouldn't hurt as bad. That's not the case with the kid in this video.</media:description>
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               <title>Karaoke For the Deaf</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=878</link>
               <description>With the help of a comedic mime artist, the words of singer Natalie Imbruglia's song 'Torn' are translated into humorous sign language that even the deaf can understand.</description>
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               <media:title>Karaoke For the Deaf</media:title>
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               <media:description>With the help of a comedic mime artist, the words of singer Natalie Imbruglia's song 'Torn' are translated into humorous sign language that even the deaf can understand.</media:description>
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               <title>Head Fighting - That's Gotta Hurt</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=876</link>
               <description>These two guys were about to get into a fight and decided to set some rules and go head to head instead... Literally. There are no hands or feet allowed in this fight, just skulls.</description>
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               <media:title>Head Fighting - That's Gotta Hurt</media:title>
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               <media:description>These two guys were about to get into a fight and decided to set some rules and go head to head instead... Literally. There are no hands or feet allowed in this fight, just skulls.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/headfight.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Fat Man With A Hoola Hoop</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=837</link>
               <description>Give a fat man a hula hoop and put him out on the streets with some theme music and you have a formula for one gut busting video clip. It's kinda like watching a lava lamp.</description>
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               <media:title>Fat Man With A Hoola Hoop</media:title>
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               <media:description>Give a fat man a hula hoop and put him out on the streets with some theme music and you have a formula for one gut busting video clip. It's kinda like watching a lava lamp.</media:description>
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               <title>Fun With Electricity</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=836</link>
               <description>The human body reacts in strange ways when there is an electric current running through it. In this funny clip a few college students have fun with electricity in their dorm room.</description>
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               <media:title>Fun With Electricity</media:title>
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               <media:description>The human body reacts in strange ways when there is an electric current running through it. In this funny clip a few college students have fun with electricity in their dorm room.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/electrc.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Don't Poke The Cat</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=834</link>
               <description>All these people are trying to do is set this leopard free at an animal reserve in Kenya. But this cat had enough, one too many pokes with the stick to get him out of the cage. Watch as he turns and attacks the ones that are trying to set him free.</description>
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               <media:description>All these people are trying to do is set this leopard free at an animal reserve in Kenya. But this cat had enough, one too many pokes with the stick to get him out of the cage. Watch as he turns and attacks the ones that are trying to set him free.</media:description>
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               <title>Practical Joke: Tonight is the Night You DIE!</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=831</link>
               <description>A guy decides give his wife a fright in the middle of the night with the use of a $35 Darth Vader voice changer mask and a lightsaber.</description>
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               <media:title>Practical Joke: Tonight is the Night You DIE!</media:title>
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               <media:description>A guy decides give his wife a fright in the middle of the night with the use of a $35 Darth Vader voice changer mask and a lightsaber.</media:description>
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               <title>Flare Guns &amp; Parachutes Don't Mix</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=829</link>
               <description>The increase in popularity of extreme sports have inspired people do to things like the guy in this clip. Watch as he purposely catches his parachute on fire.</description>
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               <media:title>Flare Guns &amp; Parachutes Don't Mix</media:title>
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               <media:description>The increase in popularity of extreme sports have inspired people do to things like the guy in this clip. Watch as he purposely catches his parachute on fire.</media:description>
               <media:thumbnail url="http://www.evtv1.com/images/parachute.jpg"></media:thumbnail>
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               <title>Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=802</link>
               <description>After unwillingly finding himself in a street fight, the kid in this clip remembers his sensei's advice to use martial arts only when necessary, and proceeds to open a can of whoop ass.</description>
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               <media:title>Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting</media:title>
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               <media:description>After unwillingly finding himself in a street fight, the kid in this clip remembers his sensei's advice to use martial arts only when necessary, and proceeds to open a can of whoop ass.</media:description>
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               <title>American Idol Rejects</title>
               <link>http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=798</link>
               <description>These eight awful singers were selected to sing 'Simply the Best' at a sporting event. They can't possibly think they sing good, could they?</description>
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               <media:title>American Idol Rejects</media:title>
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               <title>Don't Drive &amp; Drink Even A Lawnmower</title>
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               <title>How Not to Take A Sobriety Test</title>
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               <title>Helicopter Crash On First Flight</title>
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               <media:description>In this amazing video, a pilot just purchased his helicopter and had never checked out on flying it. He got tired of waiting for his instructor and decided to lift off without him. He crashed within 15 seconds and walked away.</media:description>
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               <title>Even The Police Were Looting</title>
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               <description>This is one crazy clip that shows just how bad the looting got. Even the police officers were looting much to the dismay of the reporter.</description>
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               <media:description>This is one crazy clip that shows just how bad the looting got. Even the police officers were looting much to the dismay of the reporter.</media:description>
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               <title>Bizarre Japanese Game Show Stunt</title>
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               <media:description>If there is any country in the world with its own unique style of television game shows, it has got to be Japan. I'm not sure what the point of this game show is, but it sure is funny.</media:description>
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               <title>Smack Fest 2005</title>
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               <media:description>Queens GO! Brooklyn GO! The ever popular 92.7 Summer Jam Smackfest is back with two new contestants battling it out for the title and the cash prize. This time we have a representative from both Queens and Brooklyn.</media:description>
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               <title>Smack Fest 2004</title>
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               <description>The popular New York Radio Station 92.7 has started an annual tradition like no other, the Summer Jam Smackfest. Take two girls from different NYC neighborhoods and have them trade blows to take home the title and $1000.</description>
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               <media:description>The popular New York Radio Station 92.7 has started an annual tradition like no other, the Summer Jam Smackfest. Take two girls from different NYC neighborhoods and have them trade blows to take home the title and $1000.</media:description>
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               <title>Jim Everett - 'Don't Call Me Chris'</title>
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               <description>In the Mid-1990's on the popular ESPN2 talk show, Talk2, quarterback Jim Everett came to blows with the host of the show, Jim Rome after Rome continued to call Everett 'Chris' in reference to the famous female tennis star of the same last name.</description>
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               <media:description>In the Mid-1990's on the popular ESPN2 talk show, Talk2, quarterback Jim Everett came to blows with the host of the show, Jim Rome after Rome continued to call Everett 'Chris' in reference to the famous female tennis star of the same last name.</media:description>
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               <title>Bus Driver Goes Crazy</title>
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               <description>Living the life of a bus driver can be a trying experience. And when you spend your job driving around other people's kids, sometimes they talk back and you have no choice but to keep cool. This bus driver was unable to keep his cool.</description>
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               <media:description>Living the life of a bus driver can be a trying experience. And when you spend your job driving around other people's kids, sometimes they talk back and you have no choice but to keep cool. This bus driver was unable to keep his cool.</media:description>
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